Tatered. Tots.

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Why is o͐͗̏n̓̅ͦ͊͂ͦͪl̈ͫ͐iͯ̓̇n̅ȇ̃̍͊̃ͬ̉ ͬ̅ trying to trick me into watching a movie version of Cats.
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All of my #CareerBoy fashion secrets🤫 REVEALED 🤯on @superdeluxe 's show #ThriftHaul w/ @fattonyrap @divalaci @artrapmike @superdeluxe and @sssssward Watch here: youtube.com/watch?v=bixR-xkF…
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One Thing Will Never Change And That Is My Ability To Style And Profile Like No Other! WOOOOO!
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Leader is going to be there... will you? acehotel.com/cultofsd
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Sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ c̨̑ͥ̚o͆̈ͨ҉͝m̛̈́͒͌͂̈̏ͪ̽͞ȇ́͠ş̓̒̈́͡...
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Thinking of her.
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Still punching up my "Oh, you follow celebrity news??? Do you consume light, entertaining content as a respite from a relentless news cycle designed to magnify shock and amplify bad faith actors??? Do you enjoy fun??? Why aren't you VOTING INSTEAD, CRETIN" tweet, give me a sec.
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Here's proof that @JimmyFallon is the king of physical comedy.
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I found this old tape at a record store today. This is the only thing that was on it. I hope I'm not invading the privacy of the two girls who recorded this in what I'm guessing was 1985. Thank you, Jane and Beth! I'm also a big Madonna fan.
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I'm so goddamn cute I wish I could date myself and then marry myself and make myself a warm, hearty soup.
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"how come so somber"
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Should I hand the Twitter password over to @urvillageidiot:
34%no
66%absolutely not
1,014 votes • Final results
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Sharp Objects (2018, HBO)
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| If I didn't need social media to earn a living, I'd have deleted it all by now. |___________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |
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Love's not dead: Elon Musk and Grimes visited a pumpkin patch over the weekend trib.al/3rarHdQ
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