$LAPTOP starts trading September 9 on Base. A little throwback to the airdrop days Before somebody gets rekt, here’s what the paperwork actually says: ▫️1B fixed supply. 350M circulating at TGE. The issuer retains 650M. ▫️Contract: Base 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 ▫️30% founders. 30% tied to real-world events. 10% Day 1 airdrop. Another 10% future airdrop. 10% liquidity. 5% treasury. 5% charity. ▫️Day 1: 8% to “Where’s Hunter” Substack subscribers and 2% to users with negative $TRUMP PnL. Participating venues decide how the latter gets distributed. ▫️The future airdrop has no stated criteria and is distributed at Foundation discretion. ▫️The 30% events bucket either burns or goes to charity depending on outcomes. The MiCAR filing says the Foundation determines whether milestones are achieved and holders bear the risk of its discretion. ▫️Coinbase, Kraken, Bybit Europe, Bitpanda, Bitvavo and Uphold are being sought for admission to trading. Those are not confirmed listings. ▫️No public token sale. No issue price. The MiCAR whitepaper was notified, not approved by a competent EU authority. ▫️The project reports ~$1.4M in private-loan funding and a ~$50,510 FDV as of March 31. ▫️Its own risk section says there is no inherent utility, no committed roadmap, and no current plan to develop it further. ▫️One thing does not reconcile: the Token Disclosures and live site say unclaimed Day 1 airdrop tokens are burned after 30 days. The MiCAR whitepaper says unclaimed airdrop tokens are reallocated to charity. ▫️Official trading date: September 9. The claim portal is not live as of September 7. Verify the contract and claim links against the official site. The ticker is the easy part. Not an endorsement. Trade the circus at your own risk. Sources: MiCAR whitepaper: laptoptoken.com/whitepaper Token disclosures: laptoptoken.com/disclosures.… Event resolution criteria: laptoptoken.com/event-resolu… Hacken audit: laptoptoken.com/token-audit.… FAQ: laptoptoken.com/faq Official $LAPTOP site: laptoptoken.com/