so it’s just like the wnba but all men? do some of them date each other too?

sharks valkyries double feature tn let’s get ittttt

always a drug dog, never a drug cat 🐈

maybe she does want me and is just waiting for a ‘trick or treat 👻’ text from me on halloween

san jose “an overtime win is still a win” sharks

2 week family vacation almost over; pulling overtime eldest son duties translating and navigating, no nicotine, no weed, no ******* *** i’m losing my dang marbles (love them but it’s time to go home)

i’m starting to think this mcdavid fella might be pretty damn good at hockey

alexa play big fish by vince staples

lunchtime asahi draft beer is so goated

ok officially have head trip fomo 😭

dawgs of a feather bark together

just imagine the song’s playing too

next time I travel I need to come with an emptier suit case and a fuller wallet

dude, if we’re gonna be at this museum together I need you to get your ponder up, bro. I’ve seen you contemplate before so I know you got that shit in you. Now let’s get back out there and read some plaques big dawg 🤝

chat, I’ve been put in charge of a day’s itinerary in kyoto. do u think the fam would notice if I did everything from the phoebe bridgers song?

which deity do I have to make a sacrifice to in order to bring high speed rail to California?

i’m nihon-mogging the fuck out of the old white ppl on this tour — my demeanor humbler, my soup slurpier, my bow deeper type shit