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Happy Diwali! Use code TOOBRIGHT15 to get a discount on our India tickets
See us live in India 👇
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Hey heads up, hr is sending us to India to deliver an in-person update regarding your employment status. It’s not going to be a long meeting.
Grab a time here:
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there are people out there making only a couple thousand grand TC 😔 so we made our tickets cheaper
use code HASKELL for discounted tickets to our July west coast shows and see us live (the half Asian guy will come this time too)
The Social Security administration recently announced that they will communicate VIA X.
In other news, the IRS is accepting your tax forms exclusively via Snapchat and the DOD is screaming at you in a Fortnite lobby.
Pokémon is now selling live sized plushies that you can have sex with.
You’ll have to figure it out on your own though because they aren’t actually designed for that.
A federal judge recently found Google guilty of operating an illegal monopoly
Google responded: “No results found for ‘illegal monopoly’”
Nintendo has confirmed that the new Mario Kart will cost $80 upon release.
Experts worry this might be a taste of things to come after the new tariffs Trump announced against the Mushroom Kingdom.
The plaintiffs M. Brunner and J. Fry began to suspect something after their petite Japanese girlfriends sent them pictures of feet that were “huge and hairy like a hobbit's."
OnlyFans users thought they were messaging models, but it wasn’t true, lawsuit says miamiherald.com/news/nation-…
India! The siren song of Bangalore traffic is too strong.
We miss your soft beautiful money. We are CIRCLING BACK!
October 18, 19, 20 -> Bangalore
October 25 -> Hyderabad
October 26 -> Pune
October 27 -> Mumbai
Get tickets: l.sociallyinept.io/india
