@techwolf359

Principal Systems Architect for Etsy. Co-author of "High Performance MySQL, 4th edition" Drinker of wine. Consumer of chocolate. Maker of Dad Jokes.

 Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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It was an honor being adopted by you. Goodbye my friend.
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Replying to @peterejhamilton @rorybain
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Replying to @aaronsheah @lawrjones @incident_io
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This was the best bad choice I’ve made in a while. French toast with milk and white chocolate chips, brownie, chocolate sauce, and cream.
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Seriously @Apple, how can Spotlight be *this* bad? You're telling me you can't figure out that I want the Messages app because I'm missing an "s"?
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Replying to @KitMerker
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And then one day, your book is in Polish!
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But does it have real pockets?
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I’m gonna guess I shouldn’t eat bacon with special green flavoring.
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Critters!
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Replying to @digitallogic
@digitallogic
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And then you accidentally discover that AI language models treat the extinction of humanity an inconvenience.
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Ummm... what.
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Finally a book I can relate to.
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Get yourself a cat who looks at you like this.
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