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Hawks. Cubs. Bears. Former Journalist and Blue Check Mark

Chicago, Illinois
Joined January 2009
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Who would have thought this short video would hit 5 million views on @tiktok. I enjoy making people laugh and @lapumalaur is a saint! #tiktok #bumblebee #buzz #bra #bras instagram.com/p/CG-Ug8FjUtk/…
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Ted Gruber retweeted
Week 8 #GameDayGiveaway Up for grabs this week is a mini helmet signed by @dae2walker We all remember his TD vs the Pack last season!! I'd love to see him get involved this week!! *All you have to do is retweet for a chance to win... Yes it's that easy!! BEARDOWN & GOD BLESS
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What a shit show from the Blackhawks
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Find a guy that dresses up as Mrs Doubtfire, Teen Wolf and Pavarotti
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Let’s run it for the BIG DAWG! Welcome to Chicago, Jeffery Simmons! 🐻⬇️ 1️⃣ lucky winner will receive a Jeffery Simmons jersey! To Enter: ✅ LIKE & RT ✅ Follow US ⏰ Winner Announced 11/05
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Dylan Larkin come on down!
Not seeing Alex Vlasic at Blackhawks morning skate
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Serious question. Why wasn't Role Models 2 made yet?
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Ted Gruber retweeted
GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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15 years ago I met the gas man.
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Jaylon Johnson still on the team? My goodness
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Ben Johnson has some BALLS
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Santos really needs to go. Come on. He's unreliable from past 50 yards.
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The Bears need tackling practice. My goodness
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1 year into my health journey, and I’ve never felt better. With my doctor’s help, I’ve lost weight and improved my health. Still working toward my goal—for myself and my family. I plan to be here a long time. ❤️
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Bud and Doyle!
In 1991 eight people were sealed inside three acres of glass in the Arizona desert to prove that a carefully designed farm could feed humans without the outside world, and the design had almost no room in it for animals. Two years later the only thing inside that had reliably fed them was a handful of goats. Biosphere 2 cost a hundred and fifty million dollars. A rainforest, an ocean, a savannah and a farm under one roof, with the door welded shut for two years and nothing allowed in or out. The farm was the heart of it, and the farm was built on the modern idea: crops first, grown intensively, with livestock as an afterthought at the edges. A few African pygmy goats for milk, a flock of chickens, and four small feral pigs chosen because they could live on scraps. The pigs did not last the year. In a sealed box short of calories a pig is a competitor, and the crew killed and ate them. The chickens barely laid, because the glass cut the light and there was nothing to feed them that would make an egg. That left the goats, and for two years the goats were the only source of fat in a world designed around vegetables. The accounts the crew wrote afterwards return to them again and again. The half glass of milk a day was the thing people lived for. When a kid was born it was eaten and the meal was written up like a feast. The men lost nearly a fifth of their body weight, the women a tenth, and the food they dreamed of was never the sweet potatoes they had in abundance. It was the animal they had been given too few of. The plants were also taking the air. To make the crops grow the soil had been enriched with compost, and the microbes in that soil breathed oxygen faster than anyone had calculated. The level fell from twenty-one per cent to fourteen, the air of a high mountain, until the crew could not climb a staircase without resting and oxygen had to be trucked in from outside. The design that put plants first had removed the thing everyone needed most. Nobody has ever run the experiment the other way, with a herd at the centre and the crops at the edge. It would not have needed a doctor to explain the results. They were given three acres and told to feed themselves on plants. They ate the pigs, worshipped the goats, and suffocated.
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Disney make the 4th movie. We need Charlie and Gordon back ASAP
Julie "The Cat" Gaffney is in the building!!! Actress Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine and family are here to fly with us as we face the Rangers! #FlyTogether
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Ted Gruber retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk Ambient air is often overlooked.. Very impressive use of air with the Roadster!! Cumulus pulls nitrogen from the air for amazing nitro coffee, no tanks needed! Trade you a Cumulus for a Roadster? 😂 Ours ships today or pick one up at @Target 🎯
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Can the Bears not close out games?
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Bears are cooking!
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Did Tom Brady just say gyrating?
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