“When you get older, it’s harder to put it in.” -my 97 year old grandpa trying to buckle his seatbelt – at Santa Monica, CA

I get pure joy out of watching Triple D with @GuyFieri while cooking dinner on a Friday night. It’s kinda like my new religion. Shabbat ShaFlavortown, everyone. 🍔🥩❤️‍🔥

This tweet ages well. 🌧️ #LArain

Love a good Hurriquake on a Sunday afternoon.

Today’s episode of “The Twilight Zone” has been brought to you by Hurricane Hilary and a cute lil 5.0 Earthquake. #todayinLA

Eventful day in LA!

An apron is just a bib wearing a dress.

Hey buds! We are back tonight in @thegreenroomvenue for @thehighermic! $1 entry gets you 5 minutes plus a “lit” gift! We are a slotted comedy open mic from 6-8pm and sign-ups are live now at thp.la/highermic #thehighermic #standup #comedy #openmic

Guess the AMPTP wanted to fuck around and find out. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #SAGAFTRAstrong

So You Think You Can AI? GTFO AMPTP 🗑️

Perhaps Bob Iger could help fix some of our “unrealistic” demands since he’s such a tool bag. #SagAftraStrike #WGAstrike #unionstrong

No “Succession” spoilers, please and thank you.

Wanted to learn how to play mahjong so I started watching my mom play, but then I realized I’m not ready to become my mom yet.

Last night I dreamt of becoming a pro skateboarder. When I told my boyfriend about it, he called me Tina Hawk. During my dream I endured a gnarly accident to which he replied, “Tina Hawk Down.”

#Barlissa should also be a spin-off. Just sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♀️

WILD 24 hours, indeed!! Congratulations to the entire cast & crew of @AbbottElemABC! Best show to work on!!!