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One of our community members asked us last week: "When will self-custody finally catch up?" Fair question. If you've ever stared at a seed phrase at 11pm wondering if you did it right, you know the feeling. Here's the honest answer. It's already catching up. A few years ago, holding your own keys meant being your own IT department. Today it's an app on your phone. You verify once, and your keys stay with you. Convenience was never the real trade. The real trade was trust. Custodians made things easy by asking you to hand over control. And we've all seen how that ended. Self-custody doesn't have to feel harder anymore. It only has to feel familiar. We're getting there. If you're still unsure, start small. Hold a little. Learn the rhythm. Build from there. Your keys. Your pace.

Cadena Bitcoin is a finalist for Cypher Tank at the Plan ₿ Forum in Lugano. Bitcoin-only pitch competition. 175 applicants. We made the stage. We’re pitching non-custodial, Bitcoin-native credit. Your keys never leave your hands. Bitcoin in, Bitcoin out. See you in Lugano @cypher_tank 🚀

We're highlighting a feature today: the calculators. Four tools, one goal - helping you actually see the numbers before you commit to anything. • How much Bitcoin you should hold, based on real portfolio theory and the Kelly criterion. • What liquidation risk looks like on a traditional custodial platform (and why Cadena doesn't work that way) • What your final settlement looks like in sats, mapped out before you fund. • And what collateral a loan actually requires, broken down clearly. Check them out at cadenabitcoin.com/

Before you borrow against your Bitcoin, know who holds it. Ledn, Unchained, and SALT come up most when people compare lenders. Each handles custody differently, and that's where the risk sits. We broke down how each one works on our website, with sources. Read it before you pick a lender cadenabitcoin.com/compare

Most platforms want your Bitcoin. Cadena just wants to prove it doesn't need it. • Your private keys never leave your hands: Bitcoin sits in on-chain DLC contracts Cadena can't touch, move, or rehypothecate. • No margin calls: Every outcome is pre-signed at funding. Nothing forces you to sell mid-term. • Fully on-chain: Bitcoin script enforces the loan, not a support ticket, not a database. • Funded in minutes once you're onboarded. One KYC setup, reused every time. • Regulated in El Salvador: Verifiable on mainnet. Not a promise but a transaction you can look up yourself. See the contract that settled on mainnet, then sign up. cadenabitcoin.com/

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Every American is getting a $5,000 check. Free money, we're told. Good policy. I only want to point out that we're thinking far too small, and I'm not even American. If $5,000 is good, then $1,000,000 is, by the same logic, two hundred times better. I checked the math a few times. It scales. $5,000 covers groceries and a car repair. $1,000,000 erases the mortgage, funds retirement, pays for college, and buys the boat. If the goal is to make people richer, the version that makes them 200x richer is obviously the better one. So why stop at $5,000? Why not $10,000? $50,000? At what exact dollar figure does giving people money quietly become a bad idea - and by what mechanism does that badness switch on? Picture the Monopoly board. There's a fixed amount of money in the box, for a reason. Three hours in, the banker takes pity on the players stuck on the wrong side and hands everyone an extra $1,000,000. Lovely gesture. What happens to the price of Boardwalk? It doesn't get cheaper. Nothing does. Same forty spaces, same houses and hotels, same finite set of things to own. Only the number of dollars chasing them went up. That's the whole trick, and it isn't subtle. Wealth is the houses, the food, the fuel, the labor - the productive capacity of a country. Money is a paper claim on that stuff. Print more claims without producing more stuff and you don't create wealth. You just water down the claims. The million-dollar version isn't a different policy. It's the same one, turned up loud enough to hear. The $5,000 check debases the dollar too - just gently, just quietly, just slowly enough that the price increases show up later and get blamed on someone else. The greedy corporations, probably. It's a story as old as printed money. Rome handed cash straight to its citizens - a genuine dividend - while quietly shaving the silver out of every coin, until the whole thing came apart. Weimar ran the presses until people papered their walls with banknotes. Iran just lopped four zeros off its currency and renamed it - which fixes the arithmetic and nothing else. Every one of them was solving a real problem with a simple solution: more money. It worked every time - depending on what you're optimizing for. So here's the uncomfortable question. If a $1,000,000 dividend is obviously a joke - and it is - then it's a joke for a reason. Name the reason. Whatever it is, it applies to the $5,000 too. You can't dividend your way to prosperity by diluting the very thing you're paying in. Countries get richer by making more of what people want - not by printing more of what they'll pay for it with. Everyone understands this instantly when the number is a million. Send the $5,000. But if it's such good policy... why are we thinking so small?