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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2014
gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said
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omg I accidentally rage baited and it was so scary. can't believe people make a living that way
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just asked my friend who works in politics why he's so busy as if the midterms aren't in 10 days
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cheating is an act of insecurity. just be poly or open, it's 2026.
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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SlutWalk marches were peak millennial optimism
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i want someone who grew up with no money and hates parties to be president
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I’m saving my hard launch for marriage
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is it okay to say "yay" during a professional meeting
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I made this six years ago if you can believe it
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can some of you be more honest at work so commercials are less bad
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DAMN. turns out the future was not female
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wake up, scroll, see a nerd say “humans are the cow of the future,” toss phone aside, drink water.
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prediction about jobs and dating
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the underlying assumption of most AI marketing is that everyone wants to be productive 24/7. but that's not a universal desire or aspiration, and it's not an innate need. people want love. family. fun. rest. money is a means to an end, not the end itself.
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Girls, you do yourself a disservice when you fake it😔😔😔
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good workplaces see through sycophancy and award merit
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Tess Gattuso retweeted
stigmatize meat proxy behavior
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my personal assistant has no physical boundaries
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ever since I got engaged, I've been PUMMELED with ads encouraging me to take out a loan for my wedding. that is insane. that makes zero financial sense. weddings are not an investment, they are a nice event. do not take out a loan for your wedding, people.
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we should call men beautiful more
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stigmatize meat proxy behavior
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