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Palmer’s career is genuinely funny. A 24-year-old “top player” who doesn’t play in Europe, has zero memorable moments in European competitions, doesn’t play for his national team, has won zero major club trophies since becoming a first-team player, and has zero goal contributions against big clubs.
Just a couple of penalties against relegation-threatened teams, and that’s all. The emptiest career ever for a supposed top player.
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
Tried doing it for Man united but every single player is pure ass
hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !!
play it on:
player-sorter.github.io/
No club is gonna pay 100m for him after this season. Palace and Wharton both made terrible decision.




























