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Well this made my day. A poem about me by the PR legend @10Yetis 🤩
Replying to @that_nick
There was a young PR called Nick,
Who’s razor sharp wit was quick,
He loved drinking Tea,
And flirting with me!
And he had an 11.8 inch…. Ruler :-)
Think I finally understand vertical football.
It’s the quickest and most direct way down
#nufc
I’d happily give Jaissle more patience if he’d changed one thing for the better. If we were stronger defensively, or more creative up front, or dominating midfield. Something to build on. But we are going backwards, in quicksand, blindfolded & without any discernible plan #nufc
Sorry but any headline that starts “Ed Sheeran breaks his silence” just deepens this country’s sense of deep malaise
Ed Sheeran Breaks Silence After Macklemore Is Dropped From His Tour huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/e…
And another thing… how on earth are you meant to rhyme Amar Dedic with “centre-parting”? #nufc
Nick Henderson retweeted
For those saying he's left us when things got tough just remember he joined us in a relegation battle. Good luck Bruno. Thank you for your prime years! ♥️ #HWTL
Thank you Geordies.
Just a heartfelt thank you to the fans, Eddie Howe and his staff, all the players, directors, owners and everyone who works at the club for a period filled with happiness and achievements.
It was beautiful to live these nearly five years with you all. 🖤🤍 @NUFC
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Hannah Arendt warned in 1974: “The moment we no longer have a free press, anything can happen. What makes it possible for a totalitarian or any other dictatorship to rule is that people are not informed; how can you have an opinion if you are not informed? If everybody …
2/3 always lies to you, the consequence is not that you believe the lies, but that nobody believes anything any longer… And a people that no longer can believe anything cannot make up its mind. It is deprived not only of its capacity to act but also of its capacity to think…
When Sepp Blatter says you’ve lost all credibility 👀 The game’s gone lads!
#fifa #infantino #worldcup
AL-ALADJI-BAMBA!
AL-ALADJI-BAMBA FOR NEWCASTLE!
SAY ARIBA ARIBA!
I can hear it now lads! 😁
#nufc
Arivederci Tonali 🤝 Great player. Had a feeling he would move on, just thought it would be to a much bigger and better club. I’d wish him the best, but… #NUFC
I’ve got a lot of sympathy for West Ham fans at the moment, terrible times for you lot, but also a proper belly laugh from this 👏
#westham
Nick Henderson retweeted
Go to that gig. listen to that song, dust off that record player, learn to play that guitar.
Music helps us through. Life can be overwhelming at times. Music can help, I promise you that
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Have you seen all those entitled #NUFC fans getting hysterical about Wissa being held hostage by Brentford, treated disgracefully and denied the rightful opportunity to join a bigger club?
No, me neither.
Being a Newcastle fan this summer:
Right, now that we’ve won a cup and qualified for Champions League, I’ll just have a read of the papers and see which of our target players we’re signing to bolster our squad and grow the club for the new season…
#NUFC
This is #PSR
“Chelsea spent £1.3 billion in the first two years under new owners Clearlake Capital and they did not breach PSR”
Nick Henderson retweeted
A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for.
To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️
All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞
Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).
Note to @LeeAndersonMP_ Is this still THE FUTURE? Or… have things changed?
Nick Henderson retweeted
🚨 WIN Carabao Cup Final tickets! 🚨
As official supporters of the @EFL, we are giving away two pairs of tickets for the Carabao Cup Final – with one pair up for grabs for the Liverpool end, and another for the Newcastle United end! 🔴 ⚫
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Don’t miss the chance to support your club! 🤝
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#carabaocup #efl



















