Every single @oneplus_europe system "upgrade" introduces a new bug. Now I can't get any notifications. Cannot wait for this piece of shit to die so I can switch to literally any other manufacturer*.
*not apple. Obvs.
Boys are great, girls are stupid, look at my tits in this too-tight ASOS suit... The third act twist where Andrew Tate comes bounding out of the closet just writes itself...
Seeing Casemiro trundling round the ManU midfield is a bit like watching Madonna dry humping Britney at the MTV awards. Everyone desperately clinging to past memories of greatness and trying to pretend this isn't a bit sad. #MNULIV
Just an awful transfer window from #NUFC. Spent all summer chasing a player who wasn't for sale with no back up plan, signed a goalie we don't need and can't shift, then make a desperate last day bid for random winger having sold actual longterm RW prospect. Shambles.
Fuck me, Newcastle look so poor. Doesn't matter the personnel, we switch off in defence and completely abdicate midfield, against three supposedly poor teams. Can see Forest winning this easily, we look out of ideas. #nufc
I'm so glad that Harry Potter is just a kids book for me, and I don't have to process what a hateful, vicious, evil peddler of lies and bigotry this woman has become. Who radicalised you, Joanne?
Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024
So sweet Corbyn thinks he's still relevant and not just (again) an obscure backbench MP loved by racists and cranks.
“A loveless landslide” says Jeremy Corbyn on the election result.
Fair play to him. He gave us two defeats that he’s still proud of. theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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“A loveless landslide” says Jeremy Corbyn on the election result.
Fair play to him. He gave us two defeats that he’s still proud of. theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Love how tories are really struggling with a government that actually makes decisions for the good of the country. (that don't profit their mates).
I am utterly appalled that less than one week into his role, @Ed_Miliband has approved the Mallard Pass Solar Plant for construction.
This shows a complete disregard community consent, contempt for human rights, and a complete failure to understand food security is a national security issue.
He has today waved through three of these mass mega-solar projects, in so doing he has given a green light to every company complicit in Uyghur genocide seeking to make a profit off our agricultural land. 6,295 acres of agricultural land will be lost.
With 93 documents in the decision subfolder for Mallard Pass alone, let alone the other two projects, I struggle to believe the Secretary of State has engaged with the detail or read all of the documentation and representations. It is also not in line with the Written Statement I secured from the last Government which put food security first.
This is a slap in the face for all those who value human rights, food security, upholding standards in business, and protecting our agricultural land.
I will be considering the next steps available to us, including judicial review.
I am sorry to all those who have campaigned so hard, for so long, and whose voices today were flagrantly dismissed.
Ridiculous that Kane and Foden and Bellingham are still on and still playing the wrong tactics, while we have actual players on the bench who could effect a change.
If you are Toney, or Watkins, or Gordon, or one of the 45 defenders we've taken, why would you reply to any future calls from Southgate. They could be having a nice holiday right now for all they have been allowed to be involved. #Eng
Playing your right winger at left back just to keep him on the field whilst ignoring how bad your attack has been is peak Southgate. #Eng
Oh look. Exactly the same players have come out again. The abject cowardice of Southgate as a manager. Foden, Bellingham, Kane have been abysmal. Again. Still, doing nothing will sort that out. #Eng











