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And if Peace ✌️🕊️ is all you bring,take me home and F the shitt outta me

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2011
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Elon Musk reveals Tesla is building a research chip fab in Texas that could reduce semiconductor development time from 12 months to just 1 month. That's potentially a 12x increase in development speed. Tesla plans to develop, manufacture, test and improve its own chips faster by bringing the entire process under one roof. The goal? Accelerate chip innovation and scale successful breakthroughs into mass production.
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Multiple bomb threats hit flights across Europe yesterday. French Prime Minister's office said fighter jets had to escort an Aer Lingus plane from Dublin to Rome and force it to land at a military base in France after a threat was made. At least more 20 flights from different airlines were targeted in one day. Ryanair, Wizz Air, Finnair, LOT and others all got hit. No bombs were found. Would you still fly if you have a flight booked
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Because you touched this post you will win in november.
And when I finally win again I’m going to post this video 🥹😭🙏
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Bonfire Night in the UK today Going out for display tonight or leaving it for the weekend?
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You’re not a virgin but you’ve made it your life mission to marry one 🌚🌚
If you’re not a virgin, you have no business looking for one🌚
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📍Greece is beautiful😍 If you haven’t been, you’ve got to Anyone already been and didn’t like it?
GREECE, ONE DAY! 🩵
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Was he right by tell her he do fraud for a living?
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15m impressions for the last 3 months and only 260k home timeline impressions, abeg which calculator is Elon musk using to calculate this thing, I'm tired FR
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Single SA youths that are supporting Kaiser chiefs and man utd , genuinely asking where is your source of joy currently coming from?
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This lady went through her baby daddy’s phone a few weeks ago and found out he was cheating on her. She didn’t say anything to him about it and he didn’t know she went through his phone. She dressed up as the text message for Halloween and waiting on him to come home LMAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My daycare bill was higher than my mortgage. That was the realization that changed everything one night in March. My salary was $58,000, leaving me about $3,300 monthly after taxes, insurance, and retirement contributions. Daycare for two kids cost $2,400. Gas, parking, and work lunches swallowed another $600. I was left with $300 for working ten-hour days away from my children. I wasn't working for my family. I was working for the right to keep working. Instead of quitting, I wrote a proposal for a hybrid schedule and compressed workweek, complete with productivity targets. Then I asked my manager, Claire, for a meeting. She studied my proposal carefully. "I can approve a three-month trial," she said. "But you'll need to prove it works." The first few weeks were exhausting. I logged on at 6 a.m. and squeezed work between family responsibilities. A coworker once joked, "Must be nice, working from your couch." I smiled, then cried in the bathroom. But my results spoke for themselves. Every project arrived on time, and I trained our newest employee. Meanwhile, reducing daycare to three days a week cut our bill to $1,450, saving us $950 monthly. Then HR summoned me...
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Emeka was a graduate earning ₦180k monthly from his 9–5 job. He was hardworking, loyal, and had plans for the future. He met Amara and gave her genuine love, but he couldn't afford the lifestyle she wanted. Then came David, a Yahoo boy with a Benz, designer clothes, and bundles of cash. He gave her everything Emeka couldn't afford. Amara left Emeka for David, believing she had upgraded her life. Six months later, David's money disappeared, and so did the luxury lifestyle. Meanwhile, Emeka had been building his future quietly. The painful truth? Some people will choose what you can give them today over what you're building for tomorrow. But let's be honest: Have we created a society where honest work is mocked while unexplained wealth is celebrated?
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UK ILR update I know some people keep saying “Boris wave” But we keep forgetting these were the same people who worked really hard during Covid, in hospitals, care homes etc
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UK banks must know something we don’t, cause why are they all throwing money at people to switch right now? Barclays up to £300 Santander £240 HSBC £220 First Direct £210 Lloyds £200 Natwest £200 Nationwide £175 Anyone planning to jump or already done it this year
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BBC is saying that Shabana Mahmood is expected to announce the final changes to indefinite leave to remain next week BBC says social care workers already in the UK are now likely to be exempt from the longer wait but other workers will face the 10 years I know many are feeling nervous or are you feeling relieved now?
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UK 🇬🇧 learner drivers! You don’t need to join the massive 6am Monday queue if you’re looking for an earlier driving test. New DVSA appointments are released 24 weeks ahead at 6am every Monday. cancellation slots can appear anytime during the week👀 A few things people get wrong: 15 minors is a pass 16 minors is fail Serious or dangerous fault is fail Stalling once doesn’t automatically mean you’ve failed Crossing your hands on the wheel isn’t automatic fail either what’s the hardest part of the test for you? 👀
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How do parents in the US manage not to live in constant fear of gun violence? Just heard about this 15yr old black boy who was shot while walking to school in New York This is sad
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UK weather every morning is just fog now 😫 Don’t even bother if you’re rushing
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Octopus energy customers in the UK Free £8 Uber Eats voucher dropping today They’re giving it out to help with takeaway while watching the traitors finale It’s a first come first serve
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Ofcom wants people to prove their age with a passport, bank details or face scan just to use social media because of the under 16 ban Adults will end up showing ID just to use X, Instagram and TikTok 👀 How do you feel about this?
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