Michael Carrick’s message for #mufc fans: “Today, as we return to the Premier League to face Bournemouth, we have to show what we are all about. We all need to stick together, but we know that we absolutely have to do better for you, our incredible supporters, and our special football club. We know that, despite everyone's frustrations, you'll be at Old Trafford backing the team once again. Now, as a group, we need to put in a performance that your support deserves.” [@StevenRailston]

Chale the marriage thing go hard waa

Just have a listen to @David_Ornstein before you start naming your choice of coach to come into Man Utd what’s an ideal fit elsewhere doesn’t mean it’ll work at Utd ❤️🤍🖤 #MUFC

you can only recruit ONE character from each row to protect you, and EVERYONE ELSE is coming to kill you. 😭🔥 drop your survival team below!🙃

> monitored and helped keep Kushina’s weakening Nine-tail's seal stable while she gave birth in a remote, barrier-protected location. > instantly snatched newborn Naruto from Obito (who had killed the midwives and taken the baby hostage) and spotted the explosive tags planted on him. > used the FTG technique to teleport himself and Naruto to a safehouse before the tags could detonate. > teleported to Kushina (via the mark on her seal) just in time to rescue her from the extracted Nine-Tails that was about to kill her, then reunited her with Naruto at the safehouse. > arrived at the Hokage Rock during the village attack and used Flying Thunder God: Guiding Thunder to redirect a Tailed Beast Ball fired by the Nine-Tails away from the village. > escaped Obito’s Kamui warp attempt by teleporting away, then fought him one-on-one. > timed a Flying Thunder God teleport with a thrown kunai to bypass Obito’s intangibility, hit him with a Rasengan, and branded him with a Flying Thunder God seal. > teleported to the marked Obito and applied a Contract Seal, severing his Sharingan control over the Nine-Tails and forcing him to retreat. > intercepted a later Tailed Beast Ball by summoning Gamabunta to pin the Nine-Tails, then teleported the beast to the distant safehouse (the farthest location he could reach). > with Kushina restraining the Nine-Tails using her Adamantine Sealing Chains and a barrier, used the Dead Demon Consuming Seal (Reaper Death Seal) to split Kurama’s chakra and seal the Yin half into himself, sacrificing his life. > sealed the Yang half into infant Naruto with the Eight Trigrams Sealing Style, weaving in portions of his own and Kushina’s chakra (with intentional leaks and a failsafe so he could reinforce the seal later), and sent the key to Jiraiya via Gerotora. > shielded Naruto with his body (alongside Kushina) when the Nine-Tails tried to kill the baby mid-sealing, and passed a final request to the Third Hokage about treating Naruto as a hero. even more impressive is the fact that there was a possibility it was Madara who attacked the village but Minato didn't hesitate and went straight to action. This urgency is exactly why he's the only Shinobi with a "flee-on-sight" order.

Assistant Jesus You don’t get to determine who’s a Christian or not You disobey the 10 commandments all day but suddenly have an issue with queer people You don’t have vim for the aforementioned people but you have so much vim for queer people

🚨 Manchester United have now 6 points in 6 Premier League games, only 1 win against Ipswich at home and 0 wins in their last four games. The worst Premier League start in United history since 1986.

Just get a warehouse job grind for 2 weeks there’s ur ps5 and gta 6

"aut papista, aut non Christianus"

Done.