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@theDapperilla

i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

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Joined March 2012
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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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Oleg@OlegakaPastahOct 30
Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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Me after forgetting to dress for halloween: actually my halloween costume is a guy with crippling anxiety and immense potential that haunts him into adulthood
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clit@clit_cannibalOct 26
doing a line of hope
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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@loves5oOct 22
“College turns kids liberal”. If education makes people liberal, what does that say about conservatism?
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@empiremike_Oct 19
"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
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@_iamhabeebOct 19
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from: -getting humiliated -showing up terrified and doing it anyway -admitting you might be the problem
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worst case scenario I'll make it. Best case scenario I'll make it big.
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Personally I think if you’re shitting on protests from the comfort of your crumb-coated couch after not doing anything close to revolution during the fucking fourth reich then you’re just performative and annoying
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when a kid cries in an airplane they call the child protection services because there's no way that kid is taking me on 1v1
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I have no clue what i meant by this
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The craziest part of the Tesla Roadster event is when @elonmusk begged to attend Jeffrey Epstein's "wildest parties" over email. (Multiple times)
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hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”
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@theJayAltoSep 30
i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time
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@dhhSep 30
Burnout happens when you work too hard with not enough meaning. "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how" — Nietzsche
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Cap@Cap1tologyOct 1
Yeah real funny bro @Apple you got me fucked up if you think I’m doing the dick and balls maneuver
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The magic is in that last 20%. Pain is the filter, few pass it.
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we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff
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