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i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

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Joined March 2012
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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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Me after forgetting to dress for halloween: actually my halloween costume is a guy with crippling anxiety and immense potential that haunts him into adulthood
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doing a line of hope
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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“College turns kids liberal”. If education makes people liberal, what does that say about conservatism?
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"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from: -getting humiliated -showing up terrified and doing it anyway -admitting you might be the problem
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worst case scenario I'll make it. Best case scenario I'll make it big.
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Personally I think if you’re shitting on protests from the comfort of your crumb-coated couch after not doing anything close to revolution during the fucking fourth reich then you’re just performative and annoying
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when a kid cries in an airplane they call the child protection services because there's no way that kid is taking me on 1v1
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I have no clue what i meant by this
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The craziest part of the Tesla Roadster event is when @elonmusk begged to attend Jeffrey Epstein's "wildest parties" over email. (Multiple times)
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hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”
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i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time
Burnout happens when you work too hard with not enough meaning. "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how" — Nietzsche
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Yeah real funny bro @Apple you got me fucked up if you think I’m doing the dick and balls maneuver
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The magic is in that last 20%. Pain is the filter, few pass it.
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we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff
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I'd rate our solar system one star
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