free healthcare enjoyer. proud owner of a moped. financially ruined but culturally rich. aircon is a sin.

Joined May 2026
man i fucking hate my roommate
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If Brussels initiated “Operation Ham”:
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The Eu really does care about its Europoors hygiene and well being. Free mandatory showers for everyone, just make sure you bring your own soap!
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Geuropoor!
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day 62 of posting europoor until elon says europoor europoor xitter.cf/theEuropoor/status/211…
day 61 of posting europoor until elon says europoor europoor xitter.cf/theEuropoor/status/211…
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Perfume. The official Europoor self-defense mechanism
🇫🇷 Chinese restaurant owner got his establishment burned down by rioters. He baracaded himself inside and sprayed perfume on rioters from his balcony earlier that day. Dude could have used a Sako TRG 42...but French gun laws...
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Dutch PM and his boyfriend are having a surrogate baby. Congrats on the new kid, hope the free healthcare covers the therapy for growing up without a mom.
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Europoor retweeted
Replying to @elonmusk
We're poor but at least our Iphones and Samsung phones can share a charger now.
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At what point did Europe stop being a continent and start becoming a social experiment?
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day 60 of posting europoor until elon says europoor europoor xitter.cf/theEuropoor/status/211…
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The European economy is in the mud but the medieval LARP budget is somehow intact
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"She still loves him. An Europoor love story" Starring: Fanny Boucher and The French Student.
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Once a Europoor, always a Europoor
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The Arctic 20 minutes after the new EU strategy drops
Close, connected and critical to our future. This is the Arctic. Europe’s Northern Neighborhood. Tomorrow, we’re presenting a new Strategy for our common geographical and political space.
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Gm from Paris
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day 59 of posting europoor until elon says europoor europoor xitter.cf/theEuropoor/status/211…
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Aurapoor farming.
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Let's make europoor great again! xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/188578…
People of Europe: Join the MEGA movement! Make Europe Great Again!!
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New flag, what do we think chat?
French Protester Starter Pack
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Harry Europoor-ter
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