Seein a lot of “Joe Alt” vs “Rashawn Slater” discourse. What about Santa Claus vs the Easter bunny? Once that coin is flipped at midfield, none of these guys are ever suited up
Just pulled a sick, first time ever move. Changed my shirt without removing my hat. Said why not try it, what do I have to lose. And it worked out fine
Standing in front of the fridge eating a slice of leftover pizza. Fridge door open. I’ll be done with the slice before it matters, it’s fine
Mayor Mike retweeted
Second day as manager at my new job, just hired my super brainfried buddy who dropped out of college and smokes live rosin all day because he knows the system






















