official (parody) account of the most rapidly expanding D1 NCAA college conference in the United States *not a conference* *suspended and raised from the dead*

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Oregon State is and has always been a Power 5 team get fucked ESPN/FOX
A SOLD-OUT Reser Stadium awaits Oregon State and Washington State 🔥
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NEW: NFL legend Chad Johnson offers to pay out of his own pocket to help Oregon State retain star true freshman WR Jesse Legree: "Hey (JaMarcus Shepard), you give him $2 million, I give him $2 million. That’s $4 million right there." (via @NightcapShow_, h/t @YahooSports) on3.com/news/chad-johnson-of…
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Hello Mx. AP Poll Voter that follows us. Oregon State should probably be ranked
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awesome 24 spots for the new PAC 12 we assume?
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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USC, UCLA, Washington, Oregon, Arizona, Arizona State, Utah, Colorado, Cal, Stanford
Let’s play a game. You are the PAC-12 commissioner for the day. Assuming the American teams are untouchable, who are your immediate targets?
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we would never lie to you 😈
Watch out for fake PAC-12 Realignment posts! 🙄
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Memphis your conference is too crowded time to come to the PAC
Built to Rise! Excited to announce we have formally applied to and been accepted to join the @American_Conf as a full league member no later than July 1, 2028. 📰 | tinyurl.com/8bd2cz3j ℹ️ | tinyurl.com/3dw3f49d #GoDukes
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JESSE LEGREE AGAIN?! 😱 A 31-yard TD grab gives him his THIRD of the game! Legree passes Jeremiah Smith for the national lead in receiving yards (932) AND touchdowns (12) 🤯 SDSU 7 | 52 OSU
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PAC was always viable blame this on USC and UCLA 🤷‍♂️
I hate to say it, but Washington feels like it is just going to be outclassed in the Big Ten unless the investment level comes way up and I’m not sure there is a path to do that. They would have been so much better off if there was a viable Pac-12 for them
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PAC-10 Conference (faux) retweeted
let’s all file for bankruptcy at the same time
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Oregon State not being no. 2 on this list is wholly unserious
Here how I would power rank the PAC 12 and MW schools together so far this year. 1. Boise State 2. New Mexico 3. NDSU 4. Oregon State 5. Fresno State 6. UNLV 7. Air Force 8. Texas State 9. Utah State 10. Colorado State 11. SDSU 12. Washington State 13. San Jose State 14. Reno 15. Wyoming 16. Hawaii 17. UTEP 18. NIU And yes, I’m aware there are some head to head issues with this list among other things. SDSU beat Texas state, Texas State beat North Texas who crushed unlv 44-6. Air Force’s QB is hurt. Utah State lost to Idaho State etc. But what remains clear is that Boise is the king of the g6 football world, Jason Eck is absolutely awesome. The bottom of the Mountain West is absolutely on the struggle bus, The bottom of your conference is not important in the slightest, the only thing that matters is the top of your conference, so the fact that the bottom of the MW stinks, is pretty irrelevant so long as it’s top teams continue to perform. Both of these conferences are pretty mediocre to bad overall, but you could say that the ENTIRE G6 this year. The g6 is at its weakest that it has ever been at as a whole.
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SUBJECT LINE: Retroactive PAC 12 Membership From: UNLV Football Cc: Air Force “Hello PAC, We hope this email finds you well. It has come to our attention that new MW member North Dakota State is undefeated in their first year in the conference, we wanted to circle back…”
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"I was on the record saying this...the Mountain West is gonna be better than the PAC-12." Nevada head coach Jeff Choate believes top to bottom the MW is a better conference than its west coast counterpart. #BattleBorn
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if Matt Rhule is smart you gotta consider converting Noah “Manhunter” Macon to RB or Slot WR don’t care how alien that boy is a 5’5 QB in the B1G 10 just ain’t gonna cut it
An enormous week for Nebraska football kicks off with Matt Rhule making a cameo, and having dialogue in the season finale of Lanterns on HBO. Just when I thought I’d seen it all.
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PAC football is so fucking back #cfb
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PAC 12 CONFERENCE OPENING WEEKEND WE RIDE AT (checks notes) THE AFTERNOON
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PAC 12 is a legacy conference for a reason
Wanna feel old? Jason Vorhees’ son is playing for Wazzu.
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Texas State prepping for SDSU
San Diego State’s football team is now dealing with 14 confirmed cases of mumps and one probable case, according to the university. SDSU hosts Texas State Saturday in both programs’ first Pac-12 conference game. Player-specific availability has not been disclosed. @AztecFB @TXSTATEFOOTBALL kpbs.org/news/health/2026/09…
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