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james t

@thecaptjames

James/Jamie/Jim, he/him/his - of the Kirk, Flint, Fitzjames variety. 32. 🏳️‍⚧️

Joined April 2022
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Quark on a smoke break like:
rappa 🎠 ds9 s1 (@rappadapa) profile picturerappa 🎠 ds9 s1@rappadapaNov 4
cant have shit on ds9 because what if odo is your table lamp
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Woke 3.0 will include a physical copy of Ken Russell's The Devils issued to every household
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You will blaspheme. 11.10.26
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And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopy18h
wonderful, fun, genius episode
TrekMovie.com (@TrekMovie) profile pictureTrekMovie.com@TrekMovie19h
OTD: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Trials and Tribble-ations," which blended old footage from "The Trouble With Tribbles" with new for Trek's 30th anniversary. Other episodes considered: "Charlie X" & "A Piece of the Action." #StarTrek
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Danny@dannooze16h
We're turning data centers into IMAX theaters that play the Wachowski Sisters Speed Racer on a loop
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Alex Boyer@AlexBoyerKC17h
Y'all can be surprised by the outcomes in Kansas - but no one in Kansas is.
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ruth@tomwambswife22h
“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Governor Kelly’s statement on the election of Governor-elect Cindy Holscher, the first time in Kansas history a Democrat succeeds a Democrat as governor, and makes Kansas the first state to have elected four Democratic women governors:
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we’re teaching RFK’s brain worm critical race theory
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waking up in my beloved Blansas City and getting ready for work in my beloved Blansas
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polly 🐇 (@W1NTERBUNNY) profile picturepolly 🐇@W1NTERBUNNYNov 3
an unreliable narrator who is also a repressed homosexual
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Keifer@DannyVegitoNov 4
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
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Keifer (@DannyVegito) profile pictureKeifer@DannyVegitoNov 4
where is the image of John Brown getting injected with hope
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BLEXAS REAL??!!!!
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sara !!@hollanovrryyNov 4
MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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i’m normal@bonersNov 3
What do u gay guys know about listening to this on repeat 2000x in a row music.apple.com/us/song/i-wo…
I Would by One Direction on Apple Music

I Would by One Direction on Apple Music

Song · 2012 · Duration 3:22

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Kyle Mac at the premiere for that movie made me sad but Richard Kind broke me 💔
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"helping" me get ready
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james t (@thecaptjames) profile picturejames t@thecaptjamesNov 3
I keep getting harassed by this guy
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I keep getting harassed by this guy
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izzy@butchysportsNov 3
happy 6 years to the funniest week on the internet
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"ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" in HD
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