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She/Her I. This is Not a Game. II. Here and Now, You are Alive.

Joined April 2009
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I guess Twitter falsifying likes is going to be a thing now, so for a quick refresher, Crow likes: 1) Cute food. 2) @RogueNASA. 3) Comic books. 4) Dungeons & Dragons. Crow DOESN'T like: 1) Nazi bullshit.
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imagine making nimona and then when jk rowling shoots you a friend request like oh please give your voice to my audiobook you're so sexy aha, i need to make twenty million more dollars so i can overload suicide crisis lines for trans kids and you're just like yup sounds good
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(imagine you are Riz Ahmed, the quisling motherfucker.)
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President-elect Elon Musk wants to slash billions from programs that people need to survive. These cuts would require drastic cuts to Social Security and Medicare. We shouldn’t let billionaires attack our federal employees or the social safety net.
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
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UPDATE: Southern California wildfires progress - Kenneth Fire: 100% containment - Sunset Fire: 100% containment - Lidia Fire: 100% containment - Hurst Fire: 89% containment - Eaton Fire: 27% containment - Palisades Fire: 11% containment
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carefully, he's a hero
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The 2024 election is over but the work isn’t. Read our full statement now: benjerry.com/2024election
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Always and forever.
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Hi besties 💛 If you’re a Hive user who happens to be in any U.S. state with restricted reproductive healthcare, please see below resources- or share with someone you know who may not have access. 🫶🐝🌈
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Based on proposals made during Trump's first term in office, here are just some of the things working class Americans can expect from the second Trump administration: propublica.org/article/donal…
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I’m hearing there are many long lines to vote across Pennsylvania on college campuses because of record youth voter turnout. PENNSYLVANIA STUDENTS: IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO VOTE STAY IN LINE TO VOTE YOU CANNOT BE TURNED AWAY SO LONG AS YOU ARE IN LINE.
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Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼
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give it up for Lexi, folks
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Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being theonion.com/nation-s-women-…
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Polls close in just a few hours. If you are in line by 7:30 PM, please STAY IN LINE! You will be able to cast your ballot. Find your polling location at iwillvote.com. Let’s do this, team.
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reminder that nobody -- not your spouse, not your church, not the local party representatives or anyone working for them -- gets to know how you vote your vote is anonymous, and the only person who is going to know how you voted is you
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plus, free election swag
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In nearly half the country, you can register to vote on Election Day. Know your rights, make a plan, share with friends! weall.vote/plan
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remember when Elon Musk said he bought Twitter to stop the bots anyway, here are just a few of the 100+ replies to this post
Thinking about in The Sopranos when someone brings up Borat (the movie) and a depressed AJ, who would usually be the easiest mark for it, chimes in with “It wasn’t fair to the people involved.”
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