"If Harry Crews and Chuck Bukowski had a love child, it would have been Ben Drevlow." – David Tromblay, author of SANGRE ROAD and AS YOU WERE

Like Keanu in Devil’s Advocate trying to impregnate his ovulating sister with your father Al Pacino cheering you on… you wake up and it was all a dream and you’re still married to Charlize Theron and her uninspired sex-making.

Do you think that women pegging men who get off on getting pegged ever stop pegging them to say: Hmm, I never pegged you for peggee? And the man turns back and says, oh yeah, big time peggee, but also: who told you it was okay to stop pegging me, you dirty wh-word?

lamo or lame-o?

Any of y'all out there from the Oxford, MS area or know any writers from around there? Trying to see if I can get a reading together this winter/spring.

It's easy to get caught up in the scarcity mindset of indie lit & try to bring others down but it's so important that we try to support each other & promote each other's work, which is why it's so shitty that so few of you are buying all my books & telling me how brilliant I am.

King Cake Baby but as your OB-GYN squatting down at your ankles looking up between your legs and yelling at you to PUSH PUSH.

This is genius

Nobody does the get knocked down then kick flip back on your feet thing anymore. I guess JCVD was just the last of his kind

This story by Eirene Gentle is the shit: "Did you know, I’ve been consuming air for quite some time. They call it grief but it’s just repetition." heroinchic.weebly.com/blog/s… @Heroin_Chic_Mag

It’s okay to secretly imagine your dad was dead so you could finally tell him everything you’ve never told him about his authoritarian parenting style. It’s not okay to poison him with antifreeze in his Diet Dew until you're at the hospital watching him die a slow painful death.

whenever people say that a guy's clean-shaven, I don't think they mean pubes too but in my head I like to imagine that they mean pubes too & so I imagine pubes too & that makes me happy for some reason even though I'm not gay & I'm not one of those creeps who likes women shaved.

basically had to break down on the phone and emphasize, "I'm in a real BAD place," to get my psychiatrist to renew my adderall after I missed my appointment. Why did I miss my appointment? I am ADHD and had no adderall.

If you ain't saying TEE-vee, then you ain't saying it right.