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kms pinafore

@theechrisoc

lord don’t transfer me now

 Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
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I FOUND IT....
ryan (@picklegirl33) profile pictureryan@picklegirl33Aug 28
who has lois singing glory box by portishead
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you would too, trust me (and you'll have to)
Embiid fan (@Embiidfanphilly) profile pictureEmbiid fan@EmbiidfanphillyOct 31
Knicks fans got one ring and made it their entire personality
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E40 Mogul Entrepreneur (@E40) profile picture
E40 Mogul Entrepreneur
@E40Oct 31
Now I just gotta figure out how to include Yaxel Lendeborg in a rap lyric 😂
Golden State Warriors (@warriors) profile pictureGolden State Warriors
@warriorsOct 31
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Dewey In MSG (@DeweyInMSG) profile picture
Dewey In MSG
@DeweyInMSGOct 31
That’s true he’ll never live up to Embiid’s title run
Agent 0 (@FT_Merchant05) profile pictureAgent 0
@FT_Merchant05Oct 31
Brunson deadass has had only one good game this season lmao. Him being FMVP is a stain on this league
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Mano (@manosundaresan) profile pictureMano@manosundaresanOct 29
Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 29
Bleacher Report NBA trade idea: Heat receive: - Karl-Anthony Towns Knicks receive: - Bam Adebayo - Tim Hardaway Jr. Thoughts??? (Via @EricPincus)
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Brian Fauteux@brianfauteuxOct 29
This famously stops after college
🤷‍♀️ (@ImLitAsfk) profile picture🤷‍♀️@ImLitAsfkOct 28
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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me at 0-3
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jt (@JayTeeT0dd) profile picture
jt@JayTeeT0ddOct 21
Tell her Andre Drummond’s still doin it
₿ruke (@BrukeFasil) profile picture₿ruke
@BrukeFasil22 Oct 2024
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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noah kulwin@nkulwOct 21
Knicks looked like shit we’re running it back
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The Strickland (@TheStrickland) profile picture
The Strickland
@TheStricklandOct 20
0-0. STAY DESPERATE AT ALL TIMES
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Stefan Bondy
@SbondyNBAOct 20
BIG UPDATE: The Knicks have hung the NBA Cup banner.
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The Real RC Buford (I swear) (@SirRobertBuford) profile pictureThe Real RC Buford (I swear)@SirRobertBufordOct 17
3 teams in 8 months and probably out of the league now. In his time here, Sochan was regularly spotted galavanting all over San Antonio, living his best life, instead of putting work into his game. So many of you gave me endless amounts of crap for my posts about it. And then, he arrogantly smokes a cigar, while shirtless, in our gym after The Knicks won the chip, as if he had ANYTHING at all to do with it, and the Sochan Stans were still telling me I didn’t know ball lol All of you can take your “Sochan Apology Forms” and shove em all the way up your ass. Feel free, however, to sign a Fake RC apology form. And then shove that one up your ass too
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Kristaps Porzingis (@kporzee) profile pictureKristaps Porzingis
@kporzeeOct 14
Replying to @kporzee
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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SNY Giants (@SNYGiants) profile picture
SNY Giants
@SNYGiantsOct 14
"My take on the Jameis Winston experience is that I am called to be the light of the world and salt of Earth." - Jameis Winston
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never heard of any of these, sorry
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 12
You have to live in one of these cities for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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20 Years Ago Sports (@20YearsAgoSport) profile picture20 Years Ago Sports
@20YearsAgoSportOct 12
We are minutes away from first pitch at Shea Stadium. Game 1 of the NLCS between the Cardinals and Mets is just about to get underway!
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i love my team
ESPN Insights (@ESPNInsights) profile pictureESPN Insights
@ESPNInsightsOct 11
Entering today, the New York Giants were 0-230 since 1970 when trailing by 14+ points in the final 8 minutes of regulation. They're now 0-230-1.
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Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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Cam’ron
Black Metal Bolshevik 🇵🇸 🪏 (@comrade_kvlt) profile pictureBlack Metal Bolshevik 🇵🇸 🪏@comrade_kvltOct 11
Are there any actors who have ever actually put out good music?
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