CA. Finance aficionado. Sarcasm queen.

Juhu, Mumbai
Joined November 2021
Replying to @firki07
Bsdk unki godi mein baith kar karta tha trading ??
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What an outstanding composition!! Ram Siya Ram by Abhay Jodhpurkar, Kausar Jamot & Sanjay Dhoopa Mishra 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👌🏻👌🏻 Should have been in #Ramayana #RamayanaMovie music.amazon.in/albums/B0FWC…
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Seriously. What the heck. Nahi chahiye aisa development. We are already suffering from floods and severe heatwaves 😡😡😡😡
Log pagla rahe hain kya ? #Harakiri
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Log pagla rahe hain kya ? #Harakiri
Mumbai's Thane Coastal Road-2 will go ahead on its original route through the buffer zone of the Thane Creek Flamingo Sanctuary, affecting 3,754 mangroves, after the state’s coastal zone authority dropped its demand for a realignment. Of the 3,754 trees, 680 spread over 1.7 hectares will be lost for good, because they stand where the elevated road’s piers will be built. Read more: indianexpress.com/article/ci…
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Leftist/woke gang/liberals think people vote for @BJP4India bcas of religion/divisive politics. No. people vote fr Modi bc of growth n safety/security. The day this gets into your head, u ll also start fighting on right side n u ll get votes as well. Till that time, keep banging!
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Peaceful? Hai na bsdk @abhijeet_dipke ?? Gandhiji path??? Mfs
VERY SHOCKING! A CJP protester was seen SLAPPING an on-duty FEMALE police officer during yesterday's protest. STRICT ACTION must be taken.
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Optical illusions are amazing! The human brain is incredible!
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Madarchod buddha 😡😡😡 Life mein die ho jana, but kisi maheshwari ke liye kaam mat karna
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Saala sadh sadh ke marega maheshwari 😡😡😡
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This is how Disney animations were made before computers.
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Oh man, see where it is going! All anti nationals - Dipke, Dhruv rathee, Prakash Raj etc at one place. So now you know there is no real matter, its just assembling of all country haters/deshdrohi 😡😡😡
Gyanesh, it’s done bro Jai Hind 🇮🇳
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Once you start eating less, there is no going back!
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100s of young boys and girls could not join Abhijit #Dipke 's protest today in Mumbai as their parents slapped them and asked them to focus on studies 😂😂😭😭 #cjp protest.
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To bachcho batao, chumtiya kon hai iss tweet mein???
I haven't found a single person in real life who has watch this movie.
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So funny, i am so curious to watch it again and again 😛
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Do you know you can get 15% off on #Metro3 tickets for Aqua line in Mumbai on Uber. All you have to do is use my unique referral link: referrals.uber.com/refer?id=… This is not spam!! @mashrujeet @VishalBhargava5 @richapintoi @RoadsOfMumbai @MumbaiMetro3 #MumbaiNews #weather
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Lost items always find their way back to you when invoked with faith.
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Tamannah inner wear AD
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प्रिय सभी परिवार जन जीवन यात्रा में चलते -चलते. जाने अनजाने में हुई हमारी गलतियों के लिए या किसी भी प्रकार से आपका दिल दुखाया हो तो - तो आत्म शुद्धि के पावन संवत्सरी महापर्व पर हम सभी हृदय से उत्तम *क्षमा* प्रार्थि है व बारम्बार खमतखमावना I 🙏🙏🙏
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✨️Some simple remedies to strengthen each planet:- ■Sun:- Every morning offer water to the Sun from a copper vessel, chant "Om Ghrini Suryay Namah" ,Talk to your father daily and take his blessings. ■Moon:- Offer little raw milk+water on Shivling daily, Respect your mother, stop overthinking at night, wear white clothes on Monday. ■Mars:- On Tuesday, offer sindoor+jasmine oil to Lord Hanuman, Don't reply when you are angry, wait for 5 minutes. ■Mercury:- On Wednesday offer durva grass to Lord Ganesh, wear green clothes, Avoid lies, donate notebooks and pens to students. ■Jupiter:- On Thursday wear yellow, help a teacher or a priest, Offer yellow chana dal(chickpea lentil)at lord Vishnu temple or to a banana tree. ■Venus:- Wear clean clothes daily, use perfume, donate curd or sugar on Friday, Respect your wife/girlfriend and never stay in dirty clothes. ■Saturn:- On Saturday light a mustard oil diya under a peepal tree, Never misbehave with poor people, workers, or servants, help them. ■Rahu(North node):- Always bathe before eating, avoid smoking and alcohol, Feed a black dog, and never put false blame on anyone. ■Ketu(South node):- Feed a dog daily and worship Lord Ganesh, Don't think bad about anyone, silently chant "Om Ketave Namah".
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