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andrew but smokes weed

@theguygraves

writer of fine literature and fucker of sister. taking dantes's advice too seriously since 2023. on hiatus (busy jerking off)

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Joined June 2024
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tmiii, my anal escapades reminds me i tried out a physical therapist who did pelvic floor stuff before i knew i had digestive issues. they offered using coconut oil as lube and i was like hell yeah. turns out im allergic to coconut and i kept going back as my pain worsened😭
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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they did some great stuff for various parts of my body but quitting coconut water has been pretty big for me. like 3 liters a day sometime. shoutout the parrot brand at the 99 cent store thank you for enabling me it was delicious while it lasted
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forcing myself to take a huge dildo and it made me piss myself a bit almost came right there 😵‍💫
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☆YamIvory Coffin☆@YamIv0ry16h
#tcoaalfanart #thecoffinofandyandleyleyfanart #thecoffinofandyandleyley
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marci the swag lord@REFUSERADIO22h
oh thank you! yes my laptop was rather dirty
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@PodInfectorNov 7
the chinese are absolutely right. plain hot water is peak.
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ley read this outloud to me and i told her thats gotta be a susajami tweet
definitely not andrew (@Susajami) profile picturedefinitely not andrew@Susajami19h
what if instead of kung fu it was cum fu and instead of fighting they fucked
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percy 🍂 misses dnp@springseazn23h
my mom put a bow tie on my cat i’m bawling my eyes out look at this esteemed gentleman
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spaces@gravereignx22h
ashley: i’m pregnant burial andrew: we’re going to raise him and name him wren shots n such andrew:
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Ed Mendoza 𓊍@orangutanagramNov 6
Replying to @moseskagan @UrbanCourtyard
Not ai and id say this is becoming a normal trend in the new wave of ktown apartments heres another one with no door
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Shielll 💫@shielllartNov 7
Never follow Ashley school tips 💀 [Commission] #tcoaal #thecoffinofandyandleyley
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Smoking in tha tub
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the art is so good i cant be mad
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sana ◡̈@mxyurifullNov 7
ILL BE DEAD WHEN I GET THAT INVITE
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strawbie 🌙 (@Strawbieoeo) profile picturestrawbie 🌙@StrawbieoeoNov 7
THERES AN AO3 JUST FOR SAPPHIC FICS??????
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need an LA mayor with a special interest in UB funkeys so if you try to go into businesses while rancid af they send you off to shower
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M🫈🫯@drkingifurnastyNov 6
This fanfic shit is easy
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chewy crave 🌈 lucy@chewbertsNov 6
girl who screamed at me the entire time i was in a meeting just to shut up when i ended the call
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house of medicine
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Amy Faith Ho, MD MPH (@amyfaithho) profile pictureAmy Faith Ho, MD MPH
@amyfaithhoNov 6
It's annual paycut season for doctors, brought to us by @CMSGov… And, drumroll…it's a cut. Again. -2.31% for most of the house of medicine in 2027 on the RVU conversion factor (to $32.63/RVU). Adjusted for inflation, that's:
A one-year 4.7% decrease,
A 10-year cut of 32.6%,
A 20-year cut of 46%. Yikes. Thanks, @RobertKennedyJr.
😬😬😬
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handwarmers are soo good though
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Replying to @theguygraves
not even worth jerking off it wouldnt satisfy my Craving
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i feel like im an under-18 character in an omegaverse fic i got so horny im getting cozy and listening to youtube videos to calm myself
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not even worth jerking off it wouldnt satisfy my Craving
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