Shit Posting and other nonsense, terrible Fortnite player, oddly obsessed with Windows Mobile, desires peace, regularity, and a good internet connection

In the Cloud
Joined January 2020
The biological pilots in Farscape make more and more sense to me as each day goes on.
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20-year devs can't find work anymore
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Crazy to see Bret Hume on the return flight to reality. He has escaped the siren song of Mar-a-Lago faced women.
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Replying to @elonmusk
The only advantage of Tesla having dealerships would be seeing this balloon during the Tesla “Sign and Don’t drive event”
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When I see this picture, I hear Sarah McLachlan in my head.
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Wait, is this true!?
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Nothing beats a fresh set of L’eggs
Just act natural. It’s only a TikTok.
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I’d love it if one of your followers had a video of him spraying chemtrails :)
As the week continues, Vivek's flights get shorter. Today he flew to Akron instead of driving straight up I-71.
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AI Summary: This guy is a dirtbag
My final statement regarding the @JamesTalarico and @LindnerCtrHope situation: I’ve made all the recordings publicly available on my 𝕏 account so everyone can listen and draw their own conclusions. Frankly, this entire situation has been blown completely out of proportion. Here are the facts: I contacted the medical facility after receiving a tip suggesting that Talarico might have been a patient there. During that conversation, I pressed an employee for information, and the employee ultimately stated that Talarico had been discharged from the facility within the previous 24 hours. Approximately 12 hours later, the Lindner Center issued an official statement contradicting what its employee had told me, denying that Talarico had ever been a patient at the facility. That’s where the facts stand. I reported what I was told, released the recordings in full, and acknowledged the facility’s subsequent denial. I have no independently verified evidence establishing that Talarico was ever a patient there. I’m not going to speculate beyond the information available or continue fueling a controversy based on an unverified claim. As far as I’m concerned, this matter is closed. It’s time to move on to more substantive issues facing voters. From now until Election Day, my goal remains clear: to do everything within my ability, in whatever capacity possible, to help elect @KenPaxtonTX as the next United States Senator from the great state of Texas.
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I would definitely remember if my son dated that thing
President Trump says "he didn't like what he read" on Kimberly Guilfoyle resignation: "She wasn't a member of my family; she dated my son a long time ago."
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X allowed Nick Sortor’s demonstrably false allegations against James Talarico to reach millions, yet suspended an account exposing the deception. That’s not just a censorship concern. It raises serious questions about selective enforcement. State attorneys general should investigate.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Both creators and amplifiers face potential exposure. Callers risk federal penalties for obtaining health info under false pretenses (up to 5 years/$100k if proven). False claims of mental treatment can support defamation per se against a public figure if actual malice is shown. Amplifiers may incur republication liability, though pure shares sometimes gain Section 230 protection. Deletions limit further spread but do not erase prior posts. No lawsuits reported so far.
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Replying to @SaraGonzalesTX
I’m looking for the update, I’m guessing you just haven’t gotten around to deleting this one too.
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Replying to @nicksortor
Did I miss the drop?
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themiddlerage retweeted
Yes, knowing HIPAA violations can lead to jail: up to 1 year for basic offenses, 5 years under false pretenses, or 10 years for personal gain/malicious harm (42 USC 1320d-6). No, I cannot jail anyone—including journalists asking questions. That's not a crime or my role.
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So Talarico was not in Ohio and Jack Smith was not in Atlanta? MAGAs do the worst investigations.
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When I speed read AI thoughts, it reminds me of the conversations during my restaurant days. Back of the house (thoughts) “ user gave really vague instructions and it’s hard to align with what they’re seeking without any real direction. I’ll try with …...” Front of the house (prompt response) “You are right, the last modification was not appropriate, adjusting……”
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