Remembering you have twitter, reading your every tweet ever, realizing they are mostly just really bad microbiology puns, and wondering if you can use it as proof of experience to apply for science jobs.
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Men are like #tattoos: I want one, but I haven't found one I like enough to commit to for the rest of my life.
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duff dumpster: a flour pudding boiled or steamed in a dumpster; Doug Ford, the 26th premier of Ontario, Canada.
Getting credit for forest frolicking from the University of Guelph @uofg teapawt.org/UofGAdmission/status/6…
Tree planting is like sex work in the way that I am selling my body to pay for an undergrad. #NoPainNoGain #tendinitis #crazy #TreePlanters
Then I was inspired, now I'm sad and tired. After all I've tried for 3 years, seems like 30 #JesusChristSuperstar quotes describe undergrad
I'm currently held together by KT tape and a shaky understanding of the autonomic nervous system #pharmacology #examsgotmelike
Maybe I'll wake up in 6 hours to my alarm but maybe I'll sleep in, miss my practical, cry, drop out of school, take up archery...
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Just gave our new record to the radio station. I think this one is gonna get some spins. instagram.com/p/0JLAn0g07E/
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This just in: YOU can watch @shadkmusic's Q debut LIVE at the @GGouldStudioCBC: cbc.ca/1.2990836 #TheNewQ
If @Starbucks starts serving alcohol in Canada they should start with the library @UofGuelph
Walk by counselling services once in a while and still never go in. Stigma prevents people from getting the help we need. #BellLetsTalk






