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Science. Tech. Cinephile.

Southern air temple
Joined May 2016
this is tough. Jesus the only one that sympathizes with the helpless, will continue to be with you and your mom🫂
This is heartbreaking 💔
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banger girl chi!
Surfed the dark web one time and the things I saw, lord. I surfed it some more after that sha and I thought there were only creepy people abroad, turns out we have our own creepy people. Was seeing live cams of little girls room from Lekki (can never forget)
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nighassss dey utter 😭
Replying to @achiever4L
Toto get massive Roi, preek nah gbese
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ijo elesin 😂
Cunha is the funniest in that team 😭😭 Mf thought he cooked 🤣🤣 #CHEMUN
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because u no like them see wetin you dey call person spec 🤧 na wa
Nigerian men nor get taste. See fat pigs everywhere
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This is something I used to ask myself until I realised that we live in a low-trust society. It's often easier to scam Westerners precisely because they come from high-trust societies, and we mistake that trust for stupidity. Take the US, for example. You can print your own check, deposit a check by simply taking a picture with your banking app, and even start using some of the money before the check has fully cleared. You don't even have to visit a bank. Compare that with most parts of Africa, where something as simple as forgetting your banking app password can mean physically visiting a bank branch with all your identification documents. We have become so accustomed to suspicion and distrust that we mistake our cunningness for intelligence and other people's trust for foolishness. We think we are smarter because we are harder to fool, without realising that we have built societies where nobody trusts anybody.
It’s crazy how a First World country is crying about getting scammed by the “low-IQ” sharp boys from a Third World country. 🤣
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this makes perfect sense
Jean failed on Peter for one biological reason: she assumed his brain controls his body. ​Hulk and Punisher have standard mammalian neural architecture. Frank is driven by singular trauma, and Banner is driven by fractured rage. Both have a centralized steering wheel in the prefrontal cortex, Jean just reached in and took the keys. ​Peter’s biology doesn't work like a human's. The spider bite mutated his nervous system into a decentralized arachnid network where motor functions operate completely detached from conscious thought. We saw the proof in No Way Home: Strange knocked Peter’s entire conscious soul into the Astral Plane, and his empty physical body was still effortlessly dodging a Sorcerer Supreme on pure autonomic reflex. ​Jean was successfully hijacking Peter’s thoughts, but his limbs don’t wait for cognitive permission when a threat is present. She took over the driver's seat of a vehicle operating entirely on autopilot.
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ojembe! retweeted
“I don’t like giving advice I like for people to make their own decisions but I can make suggestions because it is a very tough decision especially in the Nigeria we are in today. The economy is not doing so well, there’s no job security, the cost of living is killing the living. It takes a lot of reason” — Uzor Arukwe
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ojembe! retweeted
Get Layd is the greatest Nigerian EP ever made!!!!!
They all entered with an EP. Who had the strongest debut project?
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ojembe! retweeted
survived october. by God’s grace november is better 🤲🏿
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survived october. by God’s grace november is better 🤲🏿
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u took ppa request letter along for documentation?
My PPA accepted me💃💃 Documentation done 🥰🥰.
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u no worry😂 our peers outside this country are miles and miles ahead of us
My cousin in America is my age mate o, bro is driving his second car, and he didn’t even go to college. He didn’t fucking go to college. I hate this country.
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your name is feyisayo?
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😂i like how u think. very good that we’re mutuals
Whenever i see bald people i feel this compulsion to lick their heads. Help
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omo and i like plantain chips o
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say na “can’t get enough of us” 😭
Replying to @Skepta
Same bro they just can’t get enough of us 😔😔
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omo go far o see as the babe beside her just dey look 😂
“I dress like an elite because I am educated,” a lady says as she debates elders on a bus over her choice of clothing. . (Fofana, Estevao, Liverpool, Fleetwood, Alonso, BOAT, LIVCHE, Emegha, CarabaoCup, Gravenberch, GM CT, Arsenal, Messi, Amen, Anfield, Mummy Zee, Ballon, China, Creators, Ronaldo, Barco, INEC)
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no need to explain. i understand you well
Some women just look like they smell good
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