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Parole Model

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Fame. Power. Questionable decisions. Keeping receipts on people who should know better. News, commentary & satire.

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Joined October 2026
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THE LAST CALL: Same Job, Better View

THE LAST CALL: Same Job, Better View

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THE MORNING YARD: Nobody Is Going Anywhere

THE MORNING YARD: Nobody Is Going Anywhere

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THE LAST CALL: We're Going in a Different Direction

THE LAST CALL: We're Going in a Different Direction

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THE MORNING YARD: Please Leave a Message

THE MORNING YARD: Please Leave a Message

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THE LAST CALL: Everybody Changed the Channel

THE LAST CALL: Everybody Changed the Channel

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THE MORNING YARD: Your Complaint Has Been Received

THE MORNING YARD: Your Complaint Has Been Received

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THE LAST CALL: The Defense Rests

THE LAST CALL: The Defense Rests

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THE MORNING YARD: Concerned, Not Worried

THE MORNING YARD: Concerned, Not Worried

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THE LAST CALL: Your Self-Assessment Has Been Received

THE LAST CALL: Your Self-Assessment Has Been Received

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THE MORNING YARD: Playing Against Type

THE MORNING YARD: Playing Against Type

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THE LAST CALL: Supervision Is Optional

THE LAST CALL: Supervision Is Optional

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A Georgia mayor put a GPS tracker on the police chief's truck. The whole department quit.
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The McRib lawsuit survives a motion to dismiss.
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THE MORNING YARD: Contents May Not Match the Costume

THE MORNING YARD: Contents May Not Match the Costume

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THE LAST CALL: Property of Someone Else

THE LAST CALL: Property of Someone Else

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THE MORNING YARD: Return Trip Not Guaranteed

THE MORNING YARD: Return Trip Not Guaranteed

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THE LAST CALL: Temporarily Suspended

THE LAST CALL: Temporarily Suspended

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THE MORNING YARD: Access Is Limited

THE MORNING YARD: Access Is Limited

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THE LAST CALL: Upon Further Review

THE LAST CALL: Upon Further Review

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THE MORNING YARD: Pinch Hitters Only

THE MORNING YARD: Pinch Hitters Only

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