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Primrose

@thepostulator

I postulate.

 San Diego, CA
Joined February 2009
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Hot Butter Summer.
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So glad I woke up with a migraine on the first day of my new job.
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Hr coordinator: do you have any questions for me? Me: couldn’t tell you even if I did
My feelings about Rings of Power sum up to: this is worse than Tom Bombadil erasure.
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sammy@sammysavos9 Nov 2022
alphabet sketchbook thread! this is a tiny old address book i bought at a flea market many years ago. i drew/collaged something on each page that started with the letter on the tab. i'm just putting them all in a thread together here! 📔✨
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I wish for Ddaeng to be on Spotify at least once a day, if not more.
Disneyland ruining things, yet again,
I hope everyone going to When We Were Young remembers that their bodies are not the same as when they were young. Don’t go as hard as you used to, for the love of your backs and livers.
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Any app developers feel like helping @lickmycupcakes and I on a fun and helpful app that won’t make money but will make lives better?
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I saw a meme about knitting abbreviations and now all I can think when I ssk is “slip, slip, lmaotbl”
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This tweet will only be funny to @HelloEah
If Army can’t get Super Tuna to chart now it’s on Spotify, what are our powers even for? #jin #supertuna
Sometimes I make terrible puns out loud to myself, so then I send them to @LolaBink because they’ll make her angry and she likes that.
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Me, applying for the 500th job this year: I can’t wait to get a thanks-but-no-thanks email in 6 months from this one!
is that linda from bob's burgers
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@DiscussingFilm6 Oct 2022
Chris Pratt’s Mario voice has been revealed.
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I roast because I care (and also because her hands are so tiny omg you wouldn’t believe it)
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When you try to show @thepostulator how big your plants leaves are by hand comparison and she just roasts your tiny hands instead 👶🏻
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I’m being tormented by a cricket inside the chimney. He’s thrilled with the increased acoustics to help him booty call all the ladies, but it’s driving me round the bloody BEND. 😡
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We all deserve more good news in our lives
Headline: U.S. army falls 25% short of recruiting goal. From A.P.

ALT Headline: U.S. army falls 25% short of recruiting goal. From A.P.

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You ever think about how Helium is finite, we won't ever get any more of it; it's essential for the operation of MRI machines, and we use it to fill party balloons
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It’s cute that after 7 years of marriage, my husband still thinks he can beat me at various board games.
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Spoiler: he cannot.
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