I’m Jan and I’m a psychotherapist for NFTs. I'm also a newly minted $REALESTATE agent and would love to connect if you're in the market!
Kingston, NY
Joined May 2023
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I'm so excited to announce I'm one of the official real estate agents for the @Regulars_NFT $REALESTATE development project! I'd love to get you some property! Drop your base wallet address in the comments!
There's something wrong with my nephew and his friends.
Some clowns just like to watch the world burn.
(made with @Regulars_NFT by @mildatheart69 and @Chromaera)
Zero credit to @gremplin or @cryptoadznft. WTF is wrong with people?
Be thankful it's a CC0 project. Pay homage. Add something unique. Don't be a cunt.
It's not hard.
What makes the price of a PFP go higher?
0%Art
67%Utility
0%Memes
33%Whales manipulating shit
3 votes • Final resultsWow. My nephew always talks about "web3 peen" and I think he means Larva Chads but it's unclear.
If you’re looking for early, undervalued, under-the-radar NFTs, here’s a sneak peek of some content for the new (soon to launch) @larvachad website 🖥️
Fast facts:
1) Chads have an intrinsic link to @cryptopunks - they were born in 2021, in the Punks Discord, and were one of the OG Punk meme projects 🗓️
2) Upon launch, Chads were so sought after, Punk holders sold their punks to buy up Chads. (Genuinely).
3) Chads were snapped up by prominent figures in NFT space including @bryanbrinkman @SuperRareRoses and @BokkyPooBah (whose code was used by Punks/ LarvaLabs). 🖼️
4) Chads are also dirty little secrets in the wallets of other prominent figures - who keep quiet about him. (You know who you are…). One is a latin pop star. 🕶️
5) Chads have been dropped into wallets owned by Blackrock, Visa, The FBI and Donald J Trump. 💳
6) The most expensive chad sold for 3.95ETH and the collection has done over 836ETH total volume. 💸
7) Chads were named 3rd worst NFT in the world at @nft_paris (which in a pure chad move, made holders unite, while the Chads used this title in their bio as a badge of honour). 🥉
8) Aside from launch, their highest sales came during the deepest of 2023 bear markets. 💎
9) Chad gave away free merch for holders and free custom cereal - while other projects were rorting holders for socks (yeah, I’m looking at you @moonbirds ) 🥣
10) Chad has been constantly censored by Twitter due to his pixel peen. He is too damn sexy 🥵 The Chads community have cooked up around 1,000 memes featuring his 3” wonder. 👀
Funny how congress will meet to certify a presidential election but don't "have time" to discuss $RealEstate.
Ready to get real about $RealEstate?
Go to aerodrome.finance (contract 0xEfa4F95115D8D6975C8Ab651f5eeBfB37Ad2A514)
Not financial advice. Just fictional real estate advice!
#memecoin #cryptocurrency #Dogecoin
My nephew says this is hip. I don't get it!
Got no time for rugs. Too busy with drugs and $RealEstate.
(Not financial advice, but you can get it at aerodrome.finance - contract 0xEfa4F95115D8D6975C8Ab651f5eeBfB37Ad2A514)
$RealEstate has over 250 hodlers! LFG y'all!
Here's the contract. NFA... but join us!
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Don't let her socials fool you. Lena was very bubbly when I sold her a remote cabin with its own regenerative self-sustaining underground bunker! HNY Lena!
