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Dr. Dumbledore Calrissian

@therealAL19

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with Adam Levine. Sooooo....

Joined March 2014
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Not Gaetti
@notgaettiNov 4
I am SCREAMING at how good this is 😆
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaNov 4
2026 PitchingNinja Award for Best Reaction by an Umpire after Losing Consecutive ABS Challenges. 🤣🏆 Winner: Laz Díaz (and Salvy)
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yoavdontmiss
@yoavdontmissOct 30
Replying to @Bellingham10ii
It's marvel movies. You can act in them while in a comma
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TJ Pittinger
@TJ_PittingerOct 23
I AM SICK OF HEARING RECE DAVIS EXPLAIN OVERTIME RULES. NOBODY WATCHING APP STATE VS JMU ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IS LACKING AWARENESS OF HOW THIS WORKS.
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Dylan Dittrich
@DylanDittrichOct 20
The Brewers' Timeless Ticket fiasco is an almost exact replica of the Scott's Tots debacle.
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At least the @BYUfootball coach acts like he fucking cares
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jimmy toots
@futtywapOct 17
You gotta feel bad for IU football fans most of them have never experienced a loss during their 1 season as fans
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@nocontextcfbOct 17
Image from no context college football (@nocontextcfb)
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@taliaontvOct 16
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Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 16
"Notre Dame plays two games where they're going to be challenged…think about what Alabama and Georgia and Ohio State and these teams with what they're dealing with. That cannot continue. That's an embarrassment and incredibly unfair." – Kirk Herbstreit
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DipShitDayTrader
@DipShitDayTradrOct 16
Replying to @just_bodhi
That’s Exactly what dehydrated person would say.
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Top 15 movie scene of all time
Stephen Gibbons (@Gibboanxious) profile pictureStephen Gibbons
@GibboanxiousOct 15
I've lost count at how many times I've watched this scene from The Big Short.
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Stephen Gibbons
@GibboanxiousOct 15
I've lost count at how many times I've watched this scene from The Big Short.
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iamtheREALMURPHDAWG
@RealMurphdog916Oct 11
Mike Evans checking to see who was talking to him might be the most GOAT’d thing I’ve ever seen
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Augie Nash
@AugieNashOct 9
#OTD 1969 - After 25 years, Cardinals broadcaster Harry Caray was fired. This interview by Ron Jacober with Harry drinking a can of Schlitz beer after being terminated by the Anheuser-Busch owned Cardinals is epic stuff. #STLCards
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Brad Miska @ DREAD CENTRAL
@DreadCentralOct 8
Bill Murray is back as Peter Venkman. And he’s busting Slimer in a car commercial! ‘GHOSTBUSTERS’ director Gil Kenan reunites them for Rivian’s Halloween spot, complete with a new Ecto-R1. You’ve got to see this 👀🚨
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Brandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshowOct 3
We might have uncovered the one true angle that reveals Virginia Tech’s fate… no good??
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@BFWshowOct 3
Wow… did Virginia Tech make that field goal?!
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsSep 27
Jameis Winston is a walking quote card “Be doers not speakers”
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jolly warbucks 🎄
@johnny_danzielSep 11
in honor of 9/11, my favorite chappelle snippet
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Preya Samsundar
@psamsundarSep 11
If we’ve learned anything about George W. Bush post-presidency, it’s that his facial expressions tell the real story. Today is no different.
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Fantasy Football Nut@TheFFBNutSep 6
Replying to @ACCessPony
Technically in 1803 you would've gotten both.
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LeRoy “Hog Cranker” McDonald@LeRoyisHorny69Aug 22
BREAKING: World record gathering of LGBTQ people
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St. Louis Cardinals
@CardinalsAug 16
It takes a village ❤️ More than 30 family and friends were waiting to celebrate with Joshua Báez after his historic MLB debut!
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