Igbo || Neither here nor there || Zaldrīzes buzdari iskos daor || Husband, Son|| Data Analyst

Not Nigeria God plis
Joined September 2016
"There are days that you would be bursting with certainty and days that you would be flattened by doubt." -CNA, 2019.
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Je ne sais pas que le franco-africain n’aime pas les Nigérians
Nan vous êtes juste nigérian et c’est ok la famille🫂
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Why are you guys so comfortable being rude to people you don’t know on this app?
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Marvellous graduated as one of the youngest doctors in Nigeria, currently holds a 4.0 GPA at NYU, and is already publishing cancer research. She's $50K away from finishing, with $25K due Dec 14. Let's get her there 🤍 gofund.me/5a7dcc6ce OR GTB 0478643988 Marvellous Inioluwa
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I don’t have a dog in this fight but if you call me an illiterate for interpreting art a certain way, is it your expectation that I cower? I should just allow you call me an itibolibo and keep it moving? Even if you are right, I just have to insult you. What are we doing?
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I’m able to understand French when people speak slowly but once you start adding liaison and stuff you lose me 😭
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Hi everyone, I’m Marvellous, some of you know me as Ini. I’m a few months from finishing my MPH at NYU. I planned for this year with a student loan and a summer internship but it didn’t come through. Then this month, MPOWER shut down. I was on their waitlist. #FundDrMarvellous
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Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart
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Honestly, mainland ravers deserve a special place in heaven and hell. No wonder they take breaks every other week. If I lived in that stinky Shomolu or tolerable Gbagada, I’d be raving quarterly. Once every three months. S/O to you guys FR. Your commitment to the culture, despite the geographical warfare, is genuinely commendable.
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The South African visa official to me when I ask why my visa was denied:
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You guys hate real sisterhood
“we used to get our periods at the same time” pls block her for good @thegirljt
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He ate that ngl
Missed my Shuttlers so I booked a bolt. Can’t be arsed to start looking for estate code, so I placed drop off at a nearby church. Tell me why my driver is asking me if god doesn’t reside in my area that I want to go to a church in Lekki on a Friday morning 😭😭
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Lmao why do you think being unmarried is some big thing😂😂
I love men who handle rejection very well and use it to boost themselves. This guy during his Big Brother naija days, got into a romantic relationship with one of the girls in the house who’s from Anambra state. He had already planned how their post BBN days would be, how he would settle with her, only for the girl to reject him and end the relationship. Fast forward, he came out of Big Brother naija house, built himself, his body, his brand, and finally built a home. He’s married to a top woman who prioritizes family and has pretty children for him That same girl who rejected him, has been unmarried and is 33years old now.
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Foreign reserves is in excess of $55bn.
300k for an economy seat for Abj-Los is just diabolical
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I say this as a fellow poor man pikin, you're being weird
Dealing with nepo babies as someone who came from poverty is weird My cousin who’s dad is very rich has traveled outside the country three times this year for vacation not African country o Asin London , Netherlands , Italy .. I’m always begging her to post it , she doesn’t post 😭 last week she relocated fully to Canada I told her to use that trending TikTok sound Nigerians normally use when they’re relocating to do her own vlog and post , she said there’s no need for that 😭 I’m pained because I want to post her but she’s spoiling my plans 😭 she only post bible verse every morning 😭😭😭
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This is what addiction is……
When I landed in Nysc camp, first 4 days no weed, I drink beer tire 😭😂 Day 5 I’m walking past the bathroom and I smell weed…I trace the smell to one of the bathrooms and then I started banging on the door, nobody answered, everywhere went silent,
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Heat is making my migraines worse omg
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Yeah she isn’t but I think this is in reference to the Nigerian context of Nepo and Lapo baby, no?
She's not a Nepo baby.
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Horrible song but beautiful message ❤️
Yung Miami dedicates a heartfelt song to JT titled “Dear JT” on her new album “Watch Dis.”
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I guessed it was China or South Africa before I opened the comments and look at that
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