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Joined April 2009
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Bagels spark joy
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One of the weird things about having ageing parents is getting a text that says, “Call me when you get the chance.” It’s a gamble on whether someone died or they can’t figure out the TV.
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Insert @PFTCommenter limerick on a Simpson in Los Angeles
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Rory McIlroy has won two Masters since the Jets have had their last interception
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It's Masters Sunday. #themasters
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Devastating news
It appears that Viktor Hovland is officially off the market!
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One more from today's notebook...Darren Woo, Marin's caddie, local firefighter, and dad of 5, had an all-time dad joke after the win: "She was on fire, and for once, I was not putting out that fire!" Today was Darren's first time caddying at ANGC.
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Everyday I throw out an expired food/beverage/condiment at my parents house. Today’s work? Taco shells that expired in August 2018. – at Westport, CT
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Todays item: Heinz sweet relish expired on September 9, 2022
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Today’s item: Philadelphia Cream Cheese expired on February 10, 2026
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I fall for St Mary’s every year. Hate myself
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On this day, we defeated the undefeated
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Staples Football is seeking experienced coach with an understanding of defensive scheme. This role will help operate defense from field level during games. Preference will be given to those with experience coaching DBs. Email [email protected] if interested. #cthsfb
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Welcome to the Scariest Sunday of them all
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this swiftie shit is forever bro im NEVER clocking out
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Baseball is a sick and twisted sport.
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Going into work on Monday
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Jaxson Dart high fived the official
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me and the life of a showgirl tn
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JAXSON DART
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Nothing on my end thanks guys let’s circle back after Labor Day.
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Soup in a blowout
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Would you rather always have a bowl of soup ready at your disposal for the rest of your life (your choice) or always be able to do a backflip at command regardless of your age
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