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he/him β€’ General Manager @FALL4ILLUSION β€’ Assistant Manager @TeamPH_OW 2026 β€’ Manager @PotofGreedOW β€’ Manager @IliadEsports PHOBOS β€’ Coach @masonesports NACE OW

in your ceiling tiles
Joined August 2017
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the team behind the team πŸ’™πŸ’›
We’re proud to present the staff of Team Philippines 2026! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Coaching: @Larielle_ow @saeyeonow @da4m_ow @findirath_ow Jjanggu Management: @Andoyola @therealteab Socials: @jvenzaro Potchi Chewbee @sakaiyuji02 Apollo Elris Everything you saw on stage was made possible by the work they put in behind the scenes. From keeping things organized to supporting the team every step of the way, they played a huge part in this journey. We’re excited for what’s ahead in 2026. Special thanks to @Larielle for being there from the very beginning and providing invaluable insight and support during tryouts and roster selection. #LabanPinas
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*paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Nano me *paws at you* Lets get a nano goin' *paws at you* Can I get a nano? *paws at you* Can we get a nano goin'? *paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Can I get a nano? *paws at you* Lets get a nano goin' here *paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Can I get a nano here? *paws at you* Can we get a nano? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano blade goin' here *paws at you* Can we nano? *paws at you* Yo nano blade? Yo lets get it goin' *paws at you* Can we nano blade tho? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano blade maybe? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano goin' though *paws at you* Can we nano? *paws at you* Lets nano blade here *paws at you* Yo next fight lets get a nano blade here
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We are grateful for the time we spent with you guys at Illusion. Thank you all!πŸ’™πŸ©· #FALLFORTHEILLUSION | #ConquerTheCastle
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reg season is over so naturally I must go LFO manager expert+ discord teab
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I am mostly just looking around
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β€œCommunist CIA”
Replying to @brndxix
you are an agent of the communist CIA who is now helping Lula win the election by mass rigging
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the Secretary of State is advertising his planned coup in a foreign country on social media
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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You know a goal is special when it still looks absolutely disgusting in circle form.
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Please revert this change where you can only see teams you are on a roster for and not league page. Or add a way for managers to appear on the teams. I and many other managers use it to track reschedules, pull match info, pull match links etc quickly. @FACEIT_OW
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Hey I remembered the password we are 12-1
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This is super cool. You all should fill it out! nhl-fan-map.vercel.app/
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teab πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ retweeted
if you watched the NFL and thought something didn't feel right, you're not alone: #1 most flags in over a decade thru 4 weeks, refs are impacting the most CRITICAL moments of games most: #1 most red zone penalties per game by offenses in history #1 most penalties on 3rd/4th downs in the second half of games in history and 17 touchdowns nullified by penalty! (vs only 5 in 2025 & 4 in 2024) Refs are impacting the most important moments of games unlike we've ever seen before in the NFL, and even some of the coaches are speaking up full analysis and historical data: sharpfootballanalysis.com/an…
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yeah I do think i’m better than ppl like this idc
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people bitching about PVE when it's almost 2027
Replying to @Dexerto
Four years later and we're still waiting on the PvE they sold us.
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a common misconception is that scrims are for improving scrims are for getting angry and counter swapping
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How white people look at you when you say you have fun in games by winning
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i think when you choose to participate in a collaborative activity with other people you have an obligation to participate in the activity at least at a bare minimum level and not make it impossible for your teammates to meaningfully participate in the activity
people like this are the reason quick play is ruined btw
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you do not need to 100% all in tryhard hard comming optimal epic gamer mode in quickplay but you do have an obligation to not hold your teammates hostage with you as you roleplay as a dying seal
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if the only way you have fun with Overwatch is running around and doing silly shit and jumping off the map then more power to you honestly it’s your game you play it how you want but there are custom games for that where you can do it without ruining anyone’s experience
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