@thereturnofBWA

everything i say is untrue and satire

 Yesterday I was DL
Joined August 2019
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and when does he meet y/n ?
ChihuahuaEnjoyer420
@tweetsandboobs4 Mar 2023
I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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NoteS.
@NoteSphere3h
Tolami Benson and Bukayo Saka for the 70th Ballon d’Or ceremony! 💜
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bad girls club was truly insane. imagine for three months you’ve go to live with 6 girls trying to jump you every time you breathe, i would’ve snuck her too
zae ❦@hybridhrtsOct 26
YA NOT COMING IN MY VIP NO MORE.
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Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today it’s just another silly ol day
TMZ
@TMZ6h
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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I love it when black women cosplay 🔥👻
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😂 a tale as old as time
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 26
"Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party" huffpost.com/entry/gop-india…

The Right Hates Indian Americans. It Might Cost Republicans Texas.

Growing anti-Indian rhetoric within the GOP is pushing some lifelong conservative Indian American voters to reconsider their allegiance to the Republican Party.

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The world's most famous soccer player is a three year old Black child 🖤
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the guitar player that could summon the spirits of people’s ancestors and descendants through the power of music and defeated a millennia old vampire with the same guitar? and ended up having a successful music career, naming a juke joint after a woman who died for him?
aria 🩰 (doe)@deardoeface22h
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i don’t play about sinners sorry i’m even gonna rewatch it
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“catelyn capturing tyrion was stupid” have you considered that she was aurafarming
˖᯽ ݁˖@1Cr0wwOct 24
Catelyn Stark Arrests Tyrion Lannister at the Inn at the Crossroads
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How goth music post-1990s sound to me
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i was never tapped in w her so I always thought they called her blackiana because of her excessive tanning, i didn’t know it was this bad omg
riri 🐇@crowfixedOct 25
Replying to @yonkamae
ppl really downplay how bad her blaccent was
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wtf this is my joke 😭😭😭
Vannah🎀@psavannahhhOct 26
She’s genuinely the funniest person ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this is soooo annoying LMAOOOO
Chlöe
@ChloeBaileyOct 26
aw shucks
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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WOAH
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Chlöe Bailey as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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This movie came out the day Elon bought twitter and I remember that there were NO comments like the ones in the replies. This should TELL you that while many of them are real, this app is MOSTLY ran off of racist bots.
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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If you’re a mom, you should just accept you can’t do stuff for maybe 4 to 5 years That’s why being a mom at 23 is so different than being a mom at 35
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kyle@kwidebodyOct 25
It’s genuinely only nonblack people calling this racist lmao
Netflix
@netflixOct 24
no one's cooler than her
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t-sheezy ✨@sheezy_tOct 25
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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My baby daddy was on his knees begging for that child. Today, he doesn’t do anything for her. Make sure YOU want to be a mother. Nothing else should make you get a child, especially, a Man saying he wants one.
Sheillah Khadie🛸@SheillahKhadieOct 25
Also make sure your man wants kids before bearing children for him🥹 The number of single mothers is through the roof😌
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