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-Writer-Gamer-Mother-Atheist- Thoughts my own. For now. Weekly free-write posts every Monday.

 Michigan, USA
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7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

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"People have spoken to bigger crowds than Donald Trump. (Obama, Clinton, literally anyone at Lollapalooza, Coachella, the World Cup…)"
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As she sits in the sun, Ashe tries to think, and in the end, tries to be patient. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
In the Light of the Sun

In the Light of the Sun

Returning this week to Otherworld.She was always sleepy after the morning dose. This time, the orderly had wheeled her out to the wide windows in the common room and left her there. She wasn’…

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In Simon's memory, there exists a point, a beginning. It is there that he meets Lia. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
A Name

A Name

Returning this week to The Charm Keeper.”What do you remember?” The voice echoed slightly and seemed to come from both behind him and in front of him. Someone was shining a light in his…

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Waking up alone in the Ankou village, Lee finds herself searching for the rest of her party. Where have Tannish and the dverg gone? thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
The Loss

The Loss

Returning to this week to Otherworld. Lee’s eyes opened to near darkness. Night. She sat up slowly, cautiously. She remembered closing her eyes on pain and dizziness. She had felt wretched. S…

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Houston TX, Who is he?
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Nothing is adding up, in Jason's mind. But one bad suggestion might just cost his friend everything. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
Mistakes

Mistakes

Returning this week to Bee.They had found a small cabin, priced cheaply by the day. It was rather shabby, its furnishings old, dusty, and sunbleached. And the location was certainly out of the way.…

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With the spells that subdue his working systems coming more frequently, the Watcher finds himself unable to change his course. He will follow its passage directly to Nine, no matter the cost. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
Found

Found

Returning this week to Adaptations. It took time for the boat to arrive, but the Watcher felt like he had found a new store of patience. His equilibrium was newfound, yet old. Certainly he had felt…

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Seconded. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Please watch this whole thing. Good God.
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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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Shower thoughts are sometimes the clearest ones. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
Determination

Determination

Returning this week to The Charm Keeper. Lia let the water wash over her. Her ears were filled with the continuous fall of it. Her eyes were closed, or she was sure they’d be full of steam. S…

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This should be on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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Unable to help, to even really communicate, Lee is left to wonder about the fate of her friends, and of herself. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
Left Behind

Left Behind

Returning this week to Otherworld. They followed silently, though Lee could sense Tannish’s fury boiling within the dverg’s body. With each stride of his body, with the tight way he cle…

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Sometimes, failure hits especially hard. Sometimes, children provide the clarity we need. thetree5k.wordpress.com/2023…
And Then You Wake Up

And Then You Wake Up

Returning this week to Bee. Lamperti chose to handle chaos the only way he knew how. With a handful of pills and plenty of scotch. So when he had finished his last bottle, he grimaced and forced hi…

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