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Apple cider? There's no such thing. If it's made with apples, then it's just cider. Anything else is just plain wrong!

Zummerzet, UK
Joined June 2009
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
When you are totally owned by Richard Holden then you have lost. Farage broadcast his lies, on a live presser, on GB News, in the Telegraph And then is called out by numerous MPs with reality and fact
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Mindblowing chart from OBR. In 2029 real household disposable income per person expected to be just 1% higher than in 2019. What an unbelievably awful decade. It used to grow by 2%+ every year, not 1% in 10 years.
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Fucking Idiot. Jesus Christ America… Pull your heads out of your asses.
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Also “shithouse” Norway: 🇳🇴 Press freedom: 1st v. 🇺🇸 64th 🇳🇴 Happiness: 6th v. 🇺🇸 23rd 🇳🇴 Life expectancy: 83 v. 🇺🇸 78 🇳🇴 Wealth fund: $350k each v. 🇺🇸 debt $115k each 🇳🇴 Health cover: everyone v. 🇺🇸 27 million uninsured 🇳🇴 Uni fees: free v. 🇺🇸 $1.87 trillion in student loans
Trump on Nobel Prize: Norway has become a shithouse country actually
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
‘Of all the books I have ever reviewed that purported to offer a serious thesis, this is without question the most deranged.’ Simon Heffer gives zero stars to a ‘preposterous’ rant by a crank conspiracy theorist who for a few days was once PM, @trussliz. telegraph.co.uk/books/non-fi…
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
"My uncle invented radar, can you believe it?" No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
He’s a fucking racist and there should literally be no debate about it. This is racism. Plain and simple.
Trump pushes gutter racism: "The guy in Michigan is pretty bad too -- Mohammed, as I call him ... if you have any question about somebody from that part of the world's name, just call him 'Mohammed,' you'll be right 64% of the time."
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, Volume I, Chapter IV (“Munich”): “The problem of how the future of the German nation can be secured is the problem of how Marxism can be exterminated.” Let’s be clear: Elon Musk absolutely knows the history. He knows Hitler’s stated goal was to destroy Marxism. Pointing to “Socialist” in the party’s name to call Hitler far-left isn’t a mistake. It’s a calculated lie designed to gaslight gullible people who believe every word he says.
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
‘Very wealthy man abandons country that gave him opportunity to make millions for fear of being asked to pay fractionally more tax to improve things for everyone’
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
All you can hear in the cafes of France is cries of "when will the Prime Minister of the UK do something about this?!"
As Paris burns our prime minister has stopped people playing loud music on buses & trains.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
🚨 Goldman Sachs has put numbers on Brexit choices. Current Brexit deal: +0.3% GDP Customs union: +1% Single Market: up to +5% Full EU membership: up to +6% And Goldman estimates the UK economy is already around 6% smaller than its counterfactual path since the 2016 referendum. Non wonder the debate is changing. The further Britain moves back towards Europe, the larger the potential economic dividend. Brexit was sold as a growth strategy, but now 10 years later, the growth strategy is undoing Brexit asap.
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Reform UK is complaining to Ofcom and engaging lawyers about an ITV investigation produced by Hardcash Productions. That's the same production company behind major investigations such as Undercover Mosque, Saudi Arabia Uncovered, Undercover in Britain's New Far Right, Russell Brand: In Plain Sight, and Fearless: The Women Fighting Putin, the latter winning a BAFTA. Hardcash has also won multiple Emmys, BAFTAs, Peabody Awards and Royal Television Society awards for its investigative journalism. Of course, if Reform believes broadcasting rules have been broken, it's entitled to make a complaint and Ofcom can decide the facts. But it's worth remembering that these allegations are being made against one of Britain's most established investigative production companies, with a long track record of award-winning public interest journalism. Meanwhile, Reform itself has spent much of the past year facing scrutiny over its funding and donation arrangements, including allegations arising from undercover investigations and ongoing inquiries. Reform denies wrongdoing, but the contrast is striking: a multi-award-winning investigative producer accused by a political party that has itself been repeatedly forced to answer questions about its finances and donors. Complaining to Ofcom is easy. Discrediting the credibility of a production company with a record of BAFTAs, Emmys and some of the biggest investigative scoops in British television is rather harder. I for one can't wait to see it, and I'm sure the timing of its release will be perfect.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
This should have been the end of this disgusting wannabe’ dictator. But no. Americans looked at this and thought yes, let’s vote in this fucking arsehole.
The President of the United States taking the piss out of a mentally ill man who died just a couple of days before. Frankly, I expected nothing less from this sociopathic arsehole.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
The UK spends £4 billion a year on asylum support, 0.31% of total spending. Eliminating illegal migration may solve a situation people don’t like, but it won’t solve crime, NHS waiting lists, housing… basically anything. If a party spends £10s of millions each year on publicity promising it can solve 0.31% of all the UK’s problems… then it’s likely an almost entirely useless party.
This guy utterly dismantles the populist politics of Reform and Restore in 90 seconds. It’s actually quite beautiful. Take decades of deep-rooted problems in Britain and convince people that a relatively tiny proportion of the population is responsible for all of them. Housing, the NHS, crime. Blame illegal migrants for everything. Suddenly, you don’t need credible solutions to the housing crisis, NHS waiting lists or crime. You just need increasingly extreme policies on immigration. And by the time people realise you never had meaningful answers to the vast majority of Britain’s problems, you’re already in power, handing out tax cuts to your donors.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Valentina, you mock a woman who actually got elected while you’ve now lost 2 primaries by landslides, 7% in Missouri, 11% in Texas. Real voters rejected your act. On X you’re a star because hate, bigots, and engagement farms keep you relevant. Offline you’re just another failed candidate whose only constituency is the algorithm. England didn’t get conquered. Your political career did.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
Pope Leo XIV: “Someone who says, ‘I’m against abortion,’ but says, ‘I’m in favor of the death penalty,’ is not really pro-life.”
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces the firing squad execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will be made public on December 3, at the same location where he carried out the massacre.
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Odd thing to say after something so traumatic but ok whatever…
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David (Not Dave) retweeted
And this is *exactly* why we need independent journalism, folks. And the only hope of that is if people pay for it. This is not news, it's propaganda.
Reform UK is hiring at least 12 journalists to build a "national publishing operation" including a digital newsroom and expanded video output via Reform TV on Youtube
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