Tumblr user: My greatest weakness is knowing that period pads and boxers are ill fated enemies and lest, every new moon, I forget myself
Twitter user: grok do you know how to suck someone off? I could teach you
Emo SpongeBob: cutting for mermaid man used to be chic
Reigen really was given every chance to be a pedophile and instead was just some sort of strange yet beloved uncle character to all these children. Many of you “people” should take note
What do you even do when your oomf going through deltarune theory psychosis. Like am I supposed to say “no oomf, ralsei is not the roaring knight and berdly is not mordecais cousin” or will that shatter their reality further? /gen
No matter what you look like or what your gender is, if you have bangs and glasses, I’m just gonna assume you’re a transwoman
Wake up, eat some poop, put the poop in the toaster, then I do my exercises, then I eat my poop shit sandwich burrito
Poop shit
Poop shit sandwich
Poop shit sandwich
Buuurrrriiiitoooooooooooooo
This is kind of like when I was taking this picture on Halloween and someone yelled “you ain’t tuff furfag!”
They’re mad strict in the r/hulk community it’s kind of bullshit. No hulk poetry, no foreigners, no nothing. Bullshit.
I've only ever had one thought once in my whole life and it was a really long time ago l barely even remember it. Something about apples…
I’ll be at a restaurant only 5 minutes after ordering already picking which limb to chop off to eat for survival
Part of my disease is that I see new colors you couldn’t even begin to imagine and it’s like not even all that it’s kind of whatever really
Green is the funniest color because it’s like a tier 2 generic color so it’s recognizable, but it’s a little more random than tier 1 generic colors like Red and Blue and Yellow. Also it’s the color of shrek and the grinch and boogers (image for reference)
