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Red Earth 29, Saskatchewan
Joined April 2012
Chihuahua or muffin?
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Made an impulse buy. Anyone need anything from Temu?
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May you eat your weight in chocolate bunnies today.
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Are you good at Twitter?
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It’s national Scrabble day! Fun fact: the highest-scoring word possible is "OXYPHENBUTAZONE," which can net 1,458 points under perfect conditions.
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Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses ?
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What’s your first drink of the day?
100%Coffee
0%Tea
0%Water
0%Other
5 votes • Final results
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It’s a cereal morning.
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If you like this, I love you.
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Does your robot vacuum chase you aggressively.
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Who is having a great Friday?
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When you park your car, do you: A) Drive In B) Back In
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How much coffee ☕️ is too much?
17%1 cup
0%2 cups
17%3 cups
67%5 cups
6 votes • Final results
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🚨Breaking News X is changing its name back to Twitter.
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It’s April 1st. Don’t forget to fool someone today.
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It’s a new week! Happy Monday!!
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What’s hiding under your couch cushion?
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Saturday Procrastination Level: Expert
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Have you ever sneezed in your sleep?
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