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I don’t know why religious people pretend to hate Halloween so much. It’s fun to dress up and pretend to be someone else. Hell, they do it every Sunday.
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why is it called sexiest man alive if they do it every year and not when the previous one dies
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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For 7 years Meghan was the "heartless daughter”…
She stayed silent while our disgusting press gave her endless abuse
And probably because she trusted the Met to do its job
…and somehow she's still the one getting the blame?!
The elastic in myy tights isn't what it once was. I predict lots of hitching today, to avoid a saggy gusset.
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I keep seeing stuff about stockpiling and having a week's worth of food - what have I missed?
I could Google it, but so much more fun to ask the wise owls of Twitter.
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
Yesterday Frank slipped off the arm of the sofa, breaking a lamp, a glass and ripping the optical cable out of the wall. We have no Internet until tomorrow afternoon when an engineer comes.
Frank says he gives no fucks, because he doesn't use the Internet anyway.




















