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yeah yeah hard kombucha lirika matoshi wes anderson lisa says gah cow pants hell’s kitchen alex turner baguette fran lebowitz pink glossier pouch film camera morrissey can we got to dunkin’ now ?
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In college I took pregnancy tests even after protected sex, a demented way of saying "hey boy I wanna have your pregnancy scare" #romance
everyone can understand why i had to be john leguizamo as tybalt capulet from baz luhrmann’s romeo + juliet
accidentally wasted a cruel direct address on an unproductive cause 🙄 #fml
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if i were nathan fielder i would have lied and said that elizabeth holmes sang "lay all your love on me" in prison so amanda seyfried would be forced to reenact it
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And now I know how Joan of Arc felt. Just kidding I don’t. I would never know how she felt. Incredible woman.
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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Never buying knock off aliexpress Miffy stickers again they’re having this bitch kill herself !!!!


























