thinking about that one time i made the mistake of going outside with eddie after it rained and he proceeded to throw every worm he saw at me.
L + RATIO + FATHERLESS + MOTHERLESS + NO BITCHES + NO LIFE + L PERSON + L LIFE + L CLOTHES + L FACE + DUMB + SHORT + UNATHLETIC + NO JOB + NO MONEY + NO HOUSE + NO CHANCE AT A RELATIONSHIP + 1.5 GPA + PERM + SIBLINGLESS + SCHOOLLESS + YOUR MOTHER + YB BETTER
hands stressfully ran through his hair followed by a very long and exasperated sigh.
“ yeah . . for you. no way in hell i’m getting out on bail. not with my beautiful record. ”
with his head in his hands and his elbows on his knees, he just slowly nods in response without bothering to look up.
“ i’m peachy . . . home sweet home. ”
bro is ethereal 💀 bro is majestic 💀 bro is beautiful 💀 bro made me fall in love at first sight 💀 bro is an angel 💀
woke up to a random ass, ugly ass grandfather clock in my house . . who the fuck put it here? it doesn’t match my aesthetic at all.



