A painting of my doctor during an unannounced visit from Joint Commission, desperately trying to hide the open coffee cup he left at the nursing station.
A painting of my doctor casually walking into Exam Room 3 with backup to politely inform a patient that a TikTok cabbage-water cleanse will not, in fact, cure their acute appendicitis.
A painting of my doctor weeping into my shoulder after realizing he spent fourteen years in school just to become a glorified data-entry clerk for an insurance conglomerate.
A painting of my doctor contemplating the abyss after receiving a "Wellness" email that suggested deep breathing as a solution for a 100-hour work week.
A painting of my doctor clinging to the only physical remains of the "Provider Wellness Room" before it was converted into a billing annex.
A painting of my doctor finally hitting his "step goal" for the day by ascending into the air to avoid the family in Room 4 who has "just one more quick question."
A painting of my doctor having his 15th wellness check-up appointment of the day canceled and replaced by five unscheduled sibling physicals.
A painting of my doctor explaining to a crowd that "naturally sourced" doesn't mean a supplement won't destroy their liver.
A painting of my doctor telling the residents they're getting a cafeteria voucher instead of a 3% pay raise.
He's not Jesus, he's not a doctor, he may be the antichrist, I dunno. But once again he stopped y'all from talking about the fact that he banged children. #trump #TrumpPedófilo #pedoinchief
At a point, it's not unusual any more. Like, at all.
BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.
In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.
These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.
The trader seemingly made huge gains.
Unusual.
R3 retweeted
Remember trump is planning false flags. Just like the incorrect and FALSE claim Iran was planning to “bomb California”.
This is where we are at. A President so vile we have to question him planting false attacks against American Citizens so he can fulfill his narratives.
