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Took Over Henry Kissinger's Account. URRGH!!! Proud father of 2, grandfather of 1. War hero from Bowser's army. Kills: Henry Kissinger, Blue Toad. barrel orgon.

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Joined July 2019
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you're not actually doing no nut november in 2026, right? Grow up.
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Notice how no matter how much the evil rotten choid tries to crush it down, the burger stays standing tall. #CannotDefeatTheBurgerItsTooTuff
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Oh my Halloween costume is the husk of myself that exists after doing absolutely nothing meaningful with my life after high school and only barley engages with anything to numb that feeling. Scary, isn’t it? Boo!!!
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In this clip specifically he sounds like english naruto speaking japanese
世の病み垢大体これ
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I do really hate that stupid anime horse game and it’s fanbase, even if the pornography is top notch.
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Dexter just said family guy
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Sorry to everyone in the UK that’s horrific
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My buddy Kevin does this to me and every time he does it I drip a small amount of neurotoxin into his breakfast
shit your friend of 9 years says to you after you miss pronounce one word
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Without moralfagging explain what I did to deserve this life
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It’s 2026. Everything’s green, get with the times, kid!
TUSK IS GREEN??? WHY IS HE GREEN AND NOT PINK
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I would sacrifice my butthole and take every single character in a row and then I’ll rule the fucking world. Easy plan really
You have to let a JJK character crack you, but you permanently get their cursed technique and CE. Who are you taking?
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They shoulda kept still-life Cartman consistent from last episode
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Randy really just murdered Kenny and took his spot
Guinea Pig On A Stick: When South America’s beef becomes highly prized and sought after, the four boys fight to keep it in local hands. An all-new episode of South America premieres on Comedy Central tonight at 10|9c and streams next day on Paramount+
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The sea of Nanamis will handle him while I have 2 Yukis and 2 Kiaras touch me in funny places
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no disrespect to Danny Torrance, but I would have figured out that REDRUM was MURDER backwards in like two seconds
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My reviews on letterboxd are so fucking funny that everyone always wants to have sex with me at inopportune times, like when im ordering food or taking a walk. It’s rather annoying but it does feed my ego
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Does the anime cut it or did I not get to it yet if it’s the latter then that fuckin sucks I thought he was cool asf
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shut the fuck up about that goddamn ape
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