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I struggle to relate to people who didn’t grow up listening to NOAA Weather radio Tom
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This is what being a woman in construction feels like
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All old ladies have hardwood floors
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Currently in a phase where I’m casually making 1-2 servings of mac and cheese from scratch at 9pm on a work night and I can’t stop
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Why would the grocery store be selling this instead of butternut squash. Were they pranking me .
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Like 1/4 of my brain is spent trying to understand the meaning of Coeur d’Alene
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Cooking with the kitchen light instead of the stove light makes me feel like a divorced dad in his first apartment
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Me too girl
If I was Elizabeth Holmes' lawyer my defense would be centered around how she is an Aquarius with a Capricorn Venus
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My 11th birthday present was ghost hunting at an abandoned hospital on Whidbey Island because my twin and I were obsessed with it lmfao
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The most in my element I can ever be is caramelizing 4-6 shallots at 8:30 pm
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I know everyone was really locked in to YCSE but when I left for the bathroom and returned halfway through this 3 hour movie everyone in my row was so annoyed that I needed to pass them and wouldn’t move so I stepped on their shoes 😭😭😭 like not my fault bro
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I observed more plastic surgery and filler in 5 days in western Michigan than I’ve seen in this whole year in Seattle
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Sure you see it sometimes in Bellevue but I feel like they’re more of the subtle nose job and Botox crowd anyway
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Ppl really log on here and forget I’m a fisheries biologist
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Bf woke me at 7 am to admire the coho he caught on the fly # yummay
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In Michigan they called calzones Stromboli and I just find that deeply offensive
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Weigh those opinions more like air than lead
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Idc what this post is about but I just remembered the smoked cheddar exists and I need it rn
I’ll be honest, this one stings. Tillamook is my go to cheese. It’s usually 2 for 1 at Publix. You can keep your Al-Qaeda cheese Tillamook. What’s a good brand of cheese? Publix has their own brand. I’ll have to research that I guess.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The author here refers to Tillamook brand cheese as “Al-Qaeda cheese” because it is Halal. Tillamook has used fermentation-produced rennet since 2016, which is Kosher, Halal, and vegetarian. 80-90% of hard cheeses on the market are made with fermentation-produced rennet. tillamook.com/faq/cheese/wha… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet
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I have no desire to go on a cruise but I can’t stop watching YouTube videos about cruises. It’s like watching a nature documentary about humans in captivity or something
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Bitch don’t up lift me
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