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Executive & Close Protection || Security Risk Management || Journey Management || Critical Infrastructure Protection . A Die-Hard Arsenal Fan

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Joined August 2012
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A nation that moved from "IsΓ© ni Γ²Γ²gΓΉn isΓ©" to "OwΓ³ wa dΓ " Very sad !
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Another banger from +234 girls
This guy in my office asked my female colleague out, but she told him she wasn't interested. So, the guy stopped paying for her daily lunch of ₦3,000. Yesterday, when they brought food, the food seller told him, "Sir, your bill is ₦8,000 today. Miss... asked me to add extra meat." The guy replied, "No, she will be paying for her food. I'll send my own ₦3,000." My colleague heard him and got angry. "Because of the ₦3,000 food you always pay for me, calculate the money sef! Nonsense!" The guy actually calculated everything. He said he had been paying for her food since August. When he added everything up, it came to ₦312,000. Out of anger, my colleague transferred ₦350,000 to him before we closed yesterday. Guess who sent me a message around 6 a.m. this morning? My female colleague! She needs ₦20k to sustain her until the end of the month. Apparently, she borrowed the ₦350,000 from OPay yesterday just to pay the guy back.
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Very right! Its just that some men forget that most of you aren't better than those groceries, provisions,foodstuff and beverages we find on the shelves of supermarkets
Lady advises men to go for women they can actually afford, so they don’t end up getting cheated on with another man πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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Go tell it on the mountains πŸ”Š πŸ”Š
Removing Tinubu and APC is like Nigeria gaining another independence.
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Look at this ebina. Elebi oshi. Γ€wọn arebipa. They are always craving what they can't afford themselves. Na one guy go still date this one, and call her "my babe". αΊΈΜ€yin ỌkΓΉnrin, Ọlọ́run Γ‘ wΓ  pαΊΉΜ€lΓΊ yΓ­n o. αΊΈ kΓΊ Γ¬rọ́jΓΊ.
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Has anyone asked Yayi where he sourced the funds he's been using like he set up a business since AD33? Chairman House Committee on Appropriation for the entire period he was in the Reps. Vote that guy and cry blood for his entire term.
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NADECO activist but you kept a desk with Abacha's No2 man and worked as a Double Agent. Chagoury; Abacha clone has been your main business partner. You even lobbied to be Deputy Governor to Military Administrator back then. Oyinlola has your goods, vegetable.
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During his civilian presidency from 1999 to 2007, Olusegun Obasanjo implemented wide-ranging economic, institutional, and social reforms that reshaped modern Nigeria. Economically, his administration secured an historic $18 billion Paris Club debt relief, consolidated the banking sector from 89 to 25 stronger banks, established the Excess Crude Account, and boosted foreign reserves above $40 billion. In telecommunications, liberalizing the sector introduced GSM mobile services, expanding phone access to millions. To strengthen governance, he created anti-corruption agencies including the EFCC and ICPC, established the Due Process Office, and launched the Contributory Pension Scheme. Socially, he introduced Universal Basic Education and the National Health Insurance Scheme, while restoring Nigeria’s diplomatic standing across Africa and the world.
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Obasanjo achievements 1Paris Club debt relief 2Bank consolidation 3Excess Crude Account 4Foreign reserves growth 5DMO creation 6CBN autonomy 7NEEDS blueprint 8GSM liberalization 9NITDA Act 10EFCC creation 11ICPC creation 12Due Process Office 13NEITI Act 14Pension reform 15PenCom creation 16Civil service monetization 17SERVICOM 18BPSR creation 19Payroll audits 20BPE privatization 21Port concessioning 22NEPA unbundling 23NERC creation 24Universal Basic Education 25NHIS rollout 26NAPEP creation 27NDDC creation 28Mortgage reform 29Military depoliticization 30Police expansion 31AU founding 32NEPAD co-founding 33Greentree Agreement 34Commonwealth return 35NAFDAC revival 36NAPTIP creation 37NIMASA establishment 38NOUN revival 39Private universities 40Cassava initiative 41Rice initiative 42Cement integration 43NLNG expansion 44Abuja Stadium 45COJA 2003 46CHOGM 2003 47Niger Delta plan 48NigeriaSat-1 49Electoral reforms 50Democratic handover 51NIPP power projects 52FAAN reforms 53NCAA autonomy 54Airspace radar 55Cabotage Act 56SMEDAN creation 57Bank of Industry 58NACRDB merger 59FERMA creation 60NACA establishment 61Polio campaign 62Roll Back Malaria 63Cocoa rebirth 64Vegetable oil initiative 65Livestock development 66Fisheries expansion 67Fadama II 68Fertilizer liberalization 69Solid minerals reform 70Mining Cadastre 71Nigerian Geological Survey 72FIRS modernization 73Customs reform 74Insurance recapitalization 75NAICOM strengthening 76SEC reforms 77NSE growth 78Sovereign credit rating 79London Club exit 80Local content policy 81Marginal fields 82DPR strengthening 83PPPRA creation 84PEF reform 85TETFund precursor 86PTDF overhaul 87NIPSS revitalization 88Peacekeeping leadership 89Liberia peace 90Sierra Leone peace 91Sao Tome intervention 92ECOWAS strengthening 93Gulf of Guinea Commission 94EFCC training academy 95Financial Intelligence Unit 96Money Laundering Act 97Advance Fee Fraud Act 98Child Rights Act 99Trafficking prohibition
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His only offenses 1. He believed / believes in One Nigeria 2. He was not / is not clannish or sectional. God bless Baba Obasanjo
Obasanjo achievements 1Paris Club debt relief 2Bank consolidation 3Excess Crude Account 4Foreign reserves growth 5DMO creation 6CBN autonomy 7NEEDS blueprint 8GSM liberalization 9NITDA Act 10EFCC creation 11ICPC creation 12Due Process Office 13NEITI Act 14Pension reform 15PenCom creation 16Civil service monetization 17SERVICOM 18BPSR creation 19Payroll audits 20BPE privatization 21Port concessioning 22NEPA unbundling 23NERC creation 24Universal Basic Education 25NHIS rollout 26NAPEP creation 27NDDC creation 28Mortgage reform 29Military depoliticization 30Police expansion 31AU founding 32NEPAD co-founding 33Greentree Agreement 34Commonwealth return 35NAFDAC revival 36NAPTIP creation 37NIMASA establishment 38NOUN revival 39Private universities 40Cassava initiative 41Rice initiative 42Cement integration 43NLNG expansion 44Abuja Stadium 45COJA 2003 46CHOGM 2003 47Niger Delta plan 48NigeriaSat-1 49Electoral reforms 50Democratic handover 51NIPP power projects 52FAAN reforms 53NCAA autonomy 54Airspace radar 55Cabotage Act 56SMEDAN creation 57Bank of Industry 58NACRDB merger 59FERMA creation 60NACA establishment 61Polio campaign 62Roll Back Malaria 63Cocoa rebirth 64Vegetable oil initiative 65Livestock development 66Fisheries expansion 67Fadama II 68Fertilizer liberalization 69Solid minerals reform 70Mining Cadastre 71Nigerian Geological Survey 72FIRS modernization 73Customs reform 74Insurance recapitalization 75NAICOM strengthening 76SEC reforms 77NSE growth 78Sovereign credit rating 79London Club exit 80Local content policy 81Marginal fields 82DPR strengthening 83PPPRA creation 84PEF reform 85TETFund precursor 86PTDF overhaul 87NIPSS revitalization 88Peacekeeping leadership 89Liberia peace 90Sierra Leone peace 91Sao Tome intervention 92ECOWAS strengthening 93Gulf of Guinea Commission 94EFCC training academy 95Financial Intelligence Unit 96Money Laundering Act 97Advance Fee Fraud Act 98Child Rights Act 99Trafficking prohibition
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This fellow may have gone to school and probably has a certificate but he failed to acquire knowledge, exposure and enlightenment. Basic soft skills are missing in his cognition hence this post.
What I ordered vs what I got 😭😭
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Every Pastor/GO/Imam/Ustaz who has lent himself, his altar, his ministry to the entrenchment of this evil junta and its draconian policies, you and your ministry will crumble. History will not be kind to you. You know yourselves.
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This is ABDULLAHI, a professional air conditioner (AC) and refrigerator technician! I gave him ₦12,000 to buy a compressor and install it in my AC. He took the unit for repairs, fixed it, and returned it to me along with my ₦12,000. He explained that the compressor wasn't completely faulty; it only had a minor issue with the relay, which cost just ₦500 to fix. Abdullahi could have easily told me he bought and installed a new compressor, and I would never have known the difference. But he chose to be honest. Honestly, if I were in his position, I don't know if I would have had the courage to make the same decision if faced with such a temptation. Cc: jinaan
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Growing up, I knew the statue of Sango; God of thunder as symbol of the electric company. Its been 3 days of running genset uninterrupted. Thunder fire you bloated Tegbe and IKEDC. Bola, thunder fire you too!
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Today, I visited Ile-Epo in Alimosho, Lagos State, to brief our people on the Obi-Kwankwaso ticket. In my remarks, I urged them to remain steadfast and to serve as voters, mobilisers, agents, and defenders of the OK and NDC mandate, whether in their home states or here in Lagos. In my company was the Lagos NDC Gubernatorial Candidate, Mr Funso Doherty, and I thank everyone sincerely for their warm support and reception. - RMK
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If you have a loving relationship with a partner whose head is on a swivel, treats you well, generally aligns with your future - please keep treating them badly o. As you're longing for the streets, remember there's a long queue out here.
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It’s okay to burn bridges cos of politics. Can’t be smiling with you if you are an apc slave
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Some of the responses in the comments section are reflections of the anyhowness that has become a culture.
I arrived at work at 7:25 AM, almost 35 minutes before the official resumption time. I settled down, switched on my computer and started attending to my responsibilities. Unfortunately, I completely forgot to thumbprint when I arrived. Around 10:15 AM, I received an email notification from HR. I opened it, and to my surprise, it was a formal reprimand for coming late to work. I was honestly confused. How could I be reprimanded for lateness when I was among the earliest people in the office?
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Very funny the kind of names / tags these guys give themselves. Say na "believers" "fathers of faith".....from criminally-minded, money-worshipping individuals. Well.....APC people call themselves progressives sha 🀑🀑🀑
β€œβ€¦even if Adeboye,Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Okonkwo and other fathers in the faith, if any of them divorces, it’s still wrong!” ~Pastor. Sarah Omakwu speaks about divorce
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See the prices. It’s very affordable 🀲🏽
Croaker: 5000/Kg Titus: 9500/Kg Panla Hake: 4000/Kg Soft chicken: 5000/Kg Chicken wings: 7000/Kg Orobo laps: 6500/Kg Turkey: 8500/Kg 5k combo is also available. Location: Ayobo.
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