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A nation that moved from "IsΓ© ni Γ²Γ²gΓΉn isΓ©" to "OwΓ³ wa dΓ "
Very sad !
Another banger from +234 girls
This guy in my office asked my female colleague out, but she told him she wasn't interested.
So, the guy stopped paying for her daily lunch of β¦3,000.
Yesterday, when they brought food, the food seller told him, "Sir, your bill is β¦8,000 today. Miss... asked me to add extra meat."
The guy replied, "No, she will be paying for her food. I'll send my own β¦3,000."
My colleague heard him and got angry.
"Because of the β¦3,000 food you always pay for me, calculate the money sef! Nonsense!"
The guy actually calculated everything.
He said he had been paying for her food since August. When he added everything up, it came to β¦312,000.
Out of anger, my colleague transferred β¦350,000 to him before we closed yesterday.
Guess who sent me a message around 6 a.m. this morning?
My female colleague!
She needs β¦20k to sustain her until the end of the month.
Apparently, she borrowed the β¦350,000 from OPay yesterday just to pay the guy back.
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Very right! Its just that some men forget that most of you aren't better than those groceries,
provisions,foodstuff and beverages we find on the shelves of supermarkets
Lady advises men to go for women they can actually afford, so they donβt end up getting cheated on with another man ππ€¦π½ββοΈ
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π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
Look at this ebina. Elebi oshi.
Γwα»n arebipa.
They are always craving what they can't afford themselves. Na one guy go still date this one, and call her "my babe".
αΊΈΜyin α»kΓΉnrin, α»lα»Μrun Γ‘ wΓ pαΊΉΜlΓΊ yΓn o. αΊΈ kΓΊ Γ¬rα»ΜjΓΊ.
Has anyone asked Yayi where he sourced the funds he's been using like he set up a business since AD33?
Chairman House Committee on Appropriation for the entire period he was in the Reps.
Vote that guy and cry blood for his entire term.
NADECO activist but you kept a desk with Abacha's No2 man and worked as a Double Agent. Chagoury; Abacha clone has been your main business partner. You even lobbied to be Deputy Governor to Military Administrator back then. Oyinlola has your goods, vegetable.
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π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
During his civilian presidency from 1999 to 2007,
Olusegun Obasanjo implemented wide-ranging economic, institutional, and social reforms that reshaped modern Nigeria. Economically, his administration secured an historic $18 billion Paris Club debt relief, consolidated the banking sector from 89 to 25 stronger banks, established the Excess Crude Account, and boosted foreign reserves above $40 billion. In telecommunications, liberalizing the sector introduced GSM mobile services, expanding phone access to millions. To strengthen governance, he created anti-corruption agencies including the EFCC and ICPC, established the Due Process Office, and launched the Contributory Pension Scheme. Socially, he introduced Universal Basic Education and the National Health Insurance Scheme, while restoring Nigeriaβs diplomatic standing across Africa and the world.
π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
Obasanjo achievements
1Paris Club debt relief
2Bank consolidation
3Excess Crude Account
4Foreign reserves growth
5DMO creation
6CBN autonomy
7NEEDS blueprint
8GSM liberalization
9NITDA Act
10EFCC creation
11ICPC creation
12Due Process Office
13NEITI Act
14Pension reform
15PenCom creation
16Civil service monetization
17SERVICOM
18BPSR creation
19Payroll audits
20BPE privatization
21Port concessioning
22NEPA unbundling
23NERC creation
24Universal Basic Education
25NHIS rollout
26NAPEP creation
27NDDC creation
28Mortgage reform
29Military depoliticization
30Police expansion
31AU founding
32NEPAD co-founding
33Greentree Agreement
34Commonwealth return
35NAFDAC revival
36NAPTIP creation
37NIMASA establishment
38NOUN revival
39Private universities
40Cassava initiative
41Rice initiative
42Cement integration
43NLNG expansion
44Abuja Stadium
45COJA 2003
46CHOGM 2003
47Niger Delta plan
48NigeriaSat-1
49Electoral reforms
50Democratic handover
51NIPP power projects
52FAAN reforms
53NCAA autonomy
54Airspace radar
55Cabotage Act
56SMEDAN creation
57Bank of Industry
58NACRDB merger
59FERMA creation
60NACA establishment
61Polio campaign
62Roll Back Malaria
63Cocoa rebirth
64Vegetable oil initiative
65Livestock development
66Fisheries expansion
67Fadama II
68Fertilizer liberalization
69Solid minerals reform
70Mining Cadastre
71Nigerian Geological Survey
72FIRS modernization
73Customs reform
74Insurance recapitalization
75NAICOM strengthening
76SEC reforms
77NSE growth
78Sovereign credit rating
79London Club exit
80Local content policy
81Marginal fields
82DPR strengthening
83PPPRA creation
84PEF reform
85TETFund precursor
86PTDF overhaul
87NIPSS revitalization
88Peacekeeping leadership
89Liberia peace
90Sierra Leone peace
91Sao Tome intervention
92ECOWAS strengthening
93Gulf of Guinea Commission
94EFCC training academy
95Financial Intelligence Unit
96Money Laundering Act
97Advance Fee Fraud Act
98Child Rights Act
99Trafficking prohibitionβ¨
100Freedom of Information groundwork
His only offenses
1. He believed / believes in One Nigeria
2. He was not / is not clannish or sectional.
God bless Baba Obasanjo
Obasanjo achievements
1Paris Club debt relief
2Bank consolidation
3Excess Crude Account
4Foreign reserves growth
5DMO creation
6CBN autonomy
7NEEDS blueprint
8GSM liberalization
9NITDA Act
10EFCC creation
11ICPC creation
12Due Process Office
13NEITI Act
14Pension reform
15PenCom creation
16Civil service monetization
17SERVICOM
18BPSR creation
19Payroll audits
20BPE privatization
21Port concessioning
22NEPA unbundling
23NERC creation
24Universal Basic Education
25NHIS rollout
26NAPEP creation
27NDDC creation
28Mortgage reform
29Military depoliticization
30Police expansion
31AU founding
32NEPAD co-founding
33Greentree Agreement
34Commonwealth return
35NAFDAC revival
36NAPTIP creation
37NIMASA establishment
38NOUN revival
39Private universities
40Cassava initiative
41Rice initiative
42Cement integration
43NLNG expansion
44Abuja Stadium
45COJA 2003
46CHOGM 2003
47Niger Delta plan
48NigeriaSat-1
49Electoral reforms
50Democratic handover
51NIPP power projects
52FAAN reforms
53NCAA autonomy
54Airspace radar
55Cabotage Act
56SMEDAN creation
57Bank of Industry
58NACRDB merger
59FERMA creation
60NACA establishment
61Polio campaign
62Roll Back Malaria
63Cocoa rebirth
64Vegetable oil initiative
65Livestock development
66Fisheries expansion
67Fadama II
68Fertilizer liberalization
69Solid minerals reform
70Mining Cadastre
71Nigerian Geological Survey
72FIRS modernization
73Customs reform
74Insurance recapitalization
75NAICOM strengthening
76SEC reforms
77NSE growth
78Sovereign credit rating
79London Club exit
80Local content policy
81Marginal fields
82DPR strengthening
83PPPRA creation
84PEF reform
85TETFund precursor
86PTDF overhaul
87NIPSS revitalization
88Peacekeeping leadership
89Liberia peace
90Sierra Leone peace
91Sao Tome intervention
92ECOWAS strengthening
93Gulf of Guinea Commission
94EFCC training academy
95Financial Intelligence Unit
96Money Laundering Act
97Advance Fee Fraud Act
98Child Rights Act
99Trafficking prohibitionβ¨
100Freedom of Information groundwork
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This fellow may have gone to school and probably has a certificate but he failed to acquire knowledge, exposure and enlightenment. Basic soft skills are missing in his cognition hence this post.
What I ordered vs what I got ππ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The product listing in the post is for a DIY "16-Slot 18650 Self-Assembly Power Bank Shell Kit" explicitly labeled "Batteries Not Included"; the unboxed item matches the advertised empty shell.
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x.com/supremebeingfgβ¦
gajed.com/product/diy-16β¦
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Every Pastor/GO/Imam/Ustaz who has lent himself, his altar, his ministry to the entrenchment of this evil junta and its draconian policies, you and your ministry will crumble. History will not be kind to you.
You know yourselves.
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π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
This is ABDULLAHI, a professional air conditioner (AC) and refrigerator technician!
I gave him β¦12,000 to buy a compressor and install it in my AC. He took the unit for repairs, fixed it, and returned it to me along with my β¦12,000.
He explained that the compressor wasn't completely faulty; it only had a minor issue with the relay, which cost just β¦500 to fix.
Abdullahi could have easily told me he bought and installed a new compressor, and I would never have known the difference. But he chose to be honest.
Honestly, if I were in his position, I don't know if I would have had the courage to make the same decision if faced with such a temptation.
Cc: jinaan
Growing up, I knew the statue of Sango; God of thunder as symbol of the electric company.
Its been 3 days of running genset uninterrupted.
Thunder fire you bloated Tegbe and IKEDC. Bola, thunder fire you too!
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π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
Today, I visited Ile-Epo in Alimosho, Lagos State, to brief our people on the Obi-Kwankwaso ticket.
In my remarks, I urged them to remain steadfast and to serve as voters, mobilisers, agents, and defenders of the OK and NDC mandate, whether in their home states or here in Lagos.
In my company was the Lagos NDC Gubernatorial Candidate, Mr Funso Doherty, and I thank everyone sincerely for their warm support and reception. - RMK
π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
If you have a loving relationship with a partner whose head is on a swivel, treats you well, generally aligns with your future - please keep treating them badly o.
As you're longing for the streets, remember there's a long queue out here.
π ADEDOTUN π retweeted
Itβs okay to burn bridges cos of politics. Canβt be smiling with you if you are an apc slave
Some of the responses in the comments section are reflections of the anyhowness that has become a culture.
I arrived at work at 7:25 AM, almost 35 minutes before the official resumption time. I settled down, switched on my computer and started attending to my responsibilities.
Unfortunately, I completely forgot to thumbprint when I arrived.
Around 10:15 AM, I received an email notification from HR. I opened it, and to my surprise, it was a formal reprimand for coming late to work.
I was honestly confused. How could I be reprimanded for lateness when I was among the earliest people in the office?
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Very funny the kind of names / tags these guys give themselves.
Say na "believers" "fathers of faith".....from criminally-minded, money-worshipping individuals.
Well.....APC people call themselves progressives sha π€‘π€‘π€‘
ββ¦even if Adeboye,Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Okonkwo and other fathers in the faith, if any of them divorces, itβs still wrong!β
~Pastor. Sarah Omakwu speaks about divorce
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