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Bearish librarian, father, painter, hoover fettler, satirist and DJ. Write with @marygentleheart for @rorybremner. Whither satire? We wonders, precious.

Bearpark, uk
Joined September 2008
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Topical jokes and how we wrote them | New book by two of Rory Bremner’s collaborators ift.tt/6SKwjGT
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Delighted by this latest review of our book ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’ Buy here: amzn.eu/d/dxRnXXv Or here: twoidiotsandagenius.co.uk/ A must for all fans of @rorybremner and satire in general!
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My erudite classicist daughter tells me that the Arctic is so called because there are bears there; ‘Arktos’ being the Greek for bear. ‘Antarctic’ means ‘no bears’, she says.
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#breaking NASA issue collision warning for the ISS after Kane’s penalty enters orbit. #ENGFRA
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England playing just like Argentina. In terms of pathetically harassing the ref, that is. Boo hoo. Get over it. #AllezLesBleus
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The cover image of the Harry book looks like a scientific reconstruction of the face of a neolithic hunter found remarkably well preserved in a peat bog
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“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
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England men's all-format leading run-scorers by PM: Truss: Malan - 281 Johnson: Root – 4,147 May: Root – 6,637 Cameron: Cook – 8,384 Brown: Pietersen – 4,475 Blair: Trescothick – 10,326
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Just logged into the #NHS app and I can get an appointment to be Prime Minister. in 3 weeks’ time. So much for waiting lists.
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People ask me why I'm a "centrist" and a permanent floating voter. This is why. Tribalism allows political parties to take your vote for granted. If your vote is a given, they don't have to deliver on promises and can spend their lives merrily stabbing each other in the back.
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#breaking unknown woman threatens to superglue herself into Downing Street, according to a spokesman for the Just Stop Rishi campaign group.
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I have 3 tickets for tonight's talk: @ProfBrianCox at @SundEmpire and I can't get there now. Can anyone use them? Don't want them to go to waste. #gutted – at Ulverston, England
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Happy birthday, #Gershwin! No better way to celebrate than with @YujaWang and the @londonsymphony. 🎶🥳 ___ 🎥 @medicitv
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I think we are seeing the beginning of the end of the Russia war in Ukraine. A thread.
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