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Run a brewery in the French Alps. Ski and bike a bit.

Chamonix-Mont-Blanc, France
Joined June 2008
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🦅 THEY’VE DONE IT! Newcastle win their first game since March 2023. 574 days of hurt is over. A huge win for Steve Diamond’s men to beat the Exeter Chiefs at Kingston Park.
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Looking forward to @jimhamilton4 retweeting this
C3-PO was a menace in his time 👹🤖
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Fantastic
All these videos of French fascists waiting for the exit poll and then standing there with faces like smacked arses when it pops up are incredible. So funny.
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Sounds terrible
🚨 NEW: The Tories have warned that Labour could be in power “for the rest of your life” if you vote for them [@Telegraph]
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The biggest story in Europe now. A total mess. Massive risks for France and Europe
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The damage done to Stonehenge is outrageous. Just Stop Oil are pathetic. Those responsible must face the full force of the law.
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What an embarrassing mess.
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LOLZ at the after-school club detail.
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Yeah this is... Not good
Replying to @ShehabKhan
You cut off the part where he laughed at her face following a “‘GPs spend more time on holiday than a surgery, love’ jibe.
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Richard Madeley explaining the plot of his new crime novel on Radio 2 just now is two minutes of pure joy, and the most @AccidentalP thing I have ever heard
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Again - how dare a government that has cut funding for 16-19 education by 15%, cut youth services by 70%, whacked up student loan repayments, overseen record rises in rents, and cut unemployment/housing benefits say this stuff?
heaven forbid young people are made to do something……
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Both Labour sources and some Tories are saying this is the most jaw-dropping moment of the week: the claim that Sunak misled a grieving mother about introducing legislation in her son’s name. ‘Psychotic’ says a Labour source. ‘Staggering’ says a Tory…
🔴 Manchester bombing victim’s mother feels ‘misled’ by Rishi Sunak Figen Murray, the mother of Martyn Hett, says PM promised on Wednesday to introduce a new law in her son’s name to Parliament before recess telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05…
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There will be countless vox pops on TV over the next six weeks. This one (from @BBCNWT in Bury North last night) may be the briefest! #generalelection
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👀Rishi Sunak took questions from two men dressed in hi-vis clothing at a warehouse in Derbyshire who turned out to be Tory councillors. Good spot from @BylineTimes theguardian.com/politics/art…
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So I've now identified a second hi-vis jacket-wearing man, who asked Rishi Sunak a question this morning, as local Conservative Councillor Ben Hall-Evans. Hall-Evans was the first person to be called for a question with no mention of who he was bylinetimes.com/2024/05/23/r…
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Horrible bile spewer immediately being voted out of her dream job is it?
If you think you’re having a bad day, think of me. I'm a Parliamentary staffer. I've been in the job for… eight days.
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