To John Dillinger, and hope he is still alive.

Melrose, MA
Joined March 2007
This weekend! One of our favorite Boston Comics headlines @LaughBoston 🙌 Dont miss the hilarious @coreyrodrigues this FRI + SAT 🎟bit.ly/38gnPLJ 🤣🤣🤣 @mikeroywhitman @timmymac @brianhiggi
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Headlining @nickscomedystop tonight and tomorrow. Leave your damn house!
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Raise a glass at @thecomedyattic this New Year’s Eve with Boston favorite @timmymac (Nickelodeon, NPR). Tickets just $20. Show starts at 8pm. Get Tickets Now! > bit.ly/2OefbG0 @parkgrill257
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Raise a glass at @thecomedyattic this New Year’s Eve with Boston favorite @timmymac (Nickelodeon, NPR). Tickets just $20. Show starts at 8pm. Get Tickets Now! > bit.ly/2OefbG0
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Oh my God the fucking T
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I either need to go to bed immediately or fight a guy
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I have apparently reached an age where I can read a book in a crowded bar and not give a fuck.
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Doing actual comedy at @TheWoohaha tonight. A Thursday night in Worcester! What could be better?
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Comedy is going very very well for me
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Blue Oyster Cult doesn’t get enough credit
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Just discovered Elivs's cover of Don't Think Twice It's Alright and will be unavailable for the rest of the day
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I have either made peace with a lot of my life challenges, or I am profoundly depressed. Not sure exactly which.
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Tim McIntire retweeted
SATURDAY: Don't miss two chances to catch headliner @mrseanpatton with @timmymac and Mike O'Brien! TIX: buff.ly/2V7YnWs
At @MetricBrews with my sis. If you Colorado Springs people haven't found this place, you are missing out.
Justified remains a perfect show. "We dug coal together."
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I think the Mueller Report just became The Phantom Menace for liberals.
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Today I hung out with a recently sober friend who used to drink excessively and smoke crack and I asked him about it and he said "I can't believe I wasted ten years doing stand up comedy"
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