@timothycsimons

Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. 🍿 = first time seeing it ✈️ = watched it on a plane

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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Ben Mekler@benmekler20 Jun 2023
#MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning is yet another satisfying chapter for the saga. Yet the stunts are growing somewhat tiresome - at one point Cruise (as Hunt) visibly mouths “is this anything?” to camera while crashing a jetski into a mausoleum (all practical, quite impressive)
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Hit me with your Chicago golf recommendations.
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Лаура 🦠@ecto_fun18 Jun 2023
fletcher@fltchrr16 Jun 2023
we need a pride flag for unemployed people
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long shot but have you guys seen my headphones?
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he’s trying to figure out how to make money off this
Headline “LIVE UPDATES TRUMP UBDER ARREST” with an image of Trump in the back of a car, looking through the car window, holding up his hand. The image has the hat and cigar from the ITYSL Driving Crooner sketch placed on the window.

ALT Headline “LIVE UPDATES TRUMP UBDER ARREST” with an image of Trump in the back of a car, looking through the car window, holding up his hand. The image has the hat and cigar from the ITYSL Driving Crooner sketch placed on the window.

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Frank Conniff@FrankConniff11 Jun 2023
Happy National Go Home And Get Your Fucking Shinebox Day to all who celebrate.
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar11 Jun 2023
Replying to @atrupar
Barr debunks GOP spin: "There are 2 bigs lies that are out there right now. One is that, 'oh, these other presidents took all these documents' ... and the second thing is this idea that the president has complete authority to declare any document personal is facially ridiculous"
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Sean Zak@Sean_Zak11 Jun 2023
Martin Kaymer aptly conflating decisions LIV players made on their own with decisions that zero Tour players had involvement with. We are JUST getting started on the posturing, folks. Keep your head on a swivel!
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The Onion
@TheOnion11 Jun 2023
“I’m very discouraged about the fact that the Saudis are Muslim, but I’m a huge fan of the way they abuse migrant workers, torture women, and airstrike Yemeni civilians.” bit.ly/43SJSEY
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A lot of golf fans are totally okay with the whole PIF deal because they want homosexuality and women driving to be illegal here too.
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physical media is back, baby!
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Jon Mooallem@jmooallem9 Jun 2023
[Oscar telecast voice]
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this fucking rules
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nolayingup.com/blog/the-dise…

The Disease of More

With the partnership of the PGA Tour and PIF, the Disease of More has officially afflicted all of golf. Is there an antidote?

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I saw a thin red line sticker the other day. Like the one for cops but for firemen. Guys, we are fully okay with the firefighters. If you show up in a fire truck and start setting homeowners on fire, that might change. But for now we good.
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Jamie Weir@jamiecweir6 Jun 2023
This is the point I’ve been making: LIV the concept - 54-hole shotgun start team golf - was just the Saudis’ means to an end; a way to get a seat at the table. LIV as a business model was a disaster. But the Saudis now own men’s professional golf. That was the aim all along.
No Laying Up
@NoLayingUp6 Jun 2023
Probably an important distinction: The new deal is a partnership between the PGA Tour, the DP World Tour, and the 𝑷𝑰𝑭. This is not the LIV and the PGA Tour merging. This has been said many times and not been true yet... but I don't think LIV as we know it exists anymore.
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Jamie Weir@jamiecweir7 Jun 2023
I find the victory laps being gleefully taken by the LIV fans a tad bizarre. LIV will (presumably) cease to exist. What we’re left with is a PGA Tour backed by essentially a supercharged sponsor with bottomless pockets, the Saudis.
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Here's the thing: golf fucking rules. I don't know how this all will play out but I'm going to keep playing it with my friends and having a good time. I don't need to watch the pro game to do that. I just HOPE that I can still watch the pro game.
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Norman Lear@TheNormanLear6 Jun 2023
In my almost 101 years, while I have served other posts, I have been, at my core, a writer.    A writer who struggled and anguished to put words to paper that would provoke, create conversation, humanize us, help us see each other -- words that would matter. 1/4
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